A PumpKING

You can ask me stuff...and yeah...I do not know..

[tomhard-y]

[casthekat]

SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[radiophile]

Bob and the deli guy.

[yourbigsisnissi]

"im mostly straight"

[korra]

this episode was so game changing

[the-frostiest-of-butts]

I just can’t

how bad the puns on this site are getting

[mettatonyeaoh-deactivated201712]

get out.

[rorynneee]

That is the best pun EVER

[punkfailure]

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

[2urbles]

[vasheren]

omg I don’t even know why I drew this

[bluedogeyes]

[soggycoffee-deactivated20200612]

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

[sickk-thoughts-blog]

lifes a gamble

[lucylonelyartclub-deactivated20]

and death always wins

[wavedirectory-deactivated201708]

because death has nothing to lose

[ys-ella]

wow.

[nonbinaryjackfrost-deactivated2]

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

[rainbowsmudge]

HO GAWD

[angeldeliverytxt]

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

[syuuper-deactivated20160828]

whats with the ravioli???

[realmofthemad]

Yes…Ravioli…

[skorpia]

omrooksss:

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

[canariawing]

laUREN WHAT THE FUCK

[creator-kami-deactivated2017042]

aND SUDDENLY NEW HEADCANON OH MY SHITTING FUCK

[cutest-bunnies]

[tupacabra]

mom: clean your room

me: no

me:

mom: dang tho

[today-in-homestuck]

It’s been exactly two years since…

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up. [02/17/12]

[iguanamouth]

today the six year old i babysit handed me this drawing and when i asked her what it was she came up to my ear and whispered “tits”

[livebetterr]

How to make your own dress form

[portlybibliophile]

HOLY SHIT, ATTENTION ALL COSPLAYERS.c

[muffin-alien]

Don’t forget that the shirt you are using will get stuck inside it, so use a shirt you don’t want anymore. Also, do this while wearing your most confortable/used bra/bra you will be wearing when you actually wear your cosplay

[greelin]

my timing is. not the best

[pyrrhicfae]

Ray’s defeat [x]

[sovereigns]

PLEASE WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO THAT DESTINY MADE IM SHRIEKING AND SNORTING BLOOD

[singingofwinter]

There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?

[tenaflyviper]

Fun fact:  The group of people that animated this would eventually go on to make up the bulk of the company we now know and love as Studio Ghibli.

[earthandanimals]

Animal group appeals to track down two youths who found a sick dolphin and forced it to drink BEER.

Photos show two boys pouring beer into mouth of a dolphin

Also pose with a young girl, holding the sick, or possibly dead, animal

Periuvian animal rights organisation want to track trio down