Here I am filled with regret.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Magic: the Gathering is doing a Marvel Comics set next. I'm only tangentially interested, but I thought I'd share these two cards because I thought them amusing:

Beautiful

[realmofthemad]

[krossan]

[krossan]

When you remember he's "aggressively efficient".

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[moniquill]

the father who stepped up.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[mostro-rotto]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

[dduane]

An always-reblog. 😄

[dailyhistoryposts]

On This Day In History

April 13th, 1953: CIA director Allen Dulles launches the illegal mind-control program Project MKUltra.

[dailyhistoryposts]

And, of course, it is also Homestuck Day and Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day. Good tidings to all who observe.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[princess-of-the-corner]

*Runs into askbox like a kid wanting to show a parent something they drew* Okay so I had a stupid idea, hear me out! The Miraculous Digital Circus. Everyone is their respective Kwami, though my only hang up is whether the Caine analog is Chloe, Marinette, or a third party.

Okay so thoughts AND HEAR ME OUT-

Character in purple with royal themes and butterfly imagery who misses his wife and has to deal with his artificially-created son crashing out over being created and neglected/unable to fulfill the purpose he was created for?

I know this concept is gonna get dunked on because from what I know everyone likes Kinger and sees him as a good dad figure but I'm talking roles of the characters rather than reshaping Gabe's personality to be nice so Gabe can still be An Asshole™ while filling the narrative role. (then again. Kinger seems to have a Past™ and if Caine like AM is able to alter personalities...)

[realmofthemad]

No no, you are onto something. Plus this makes it not a 1:1. Adrien as Caine would make everything so much more tragic too since he's trying to do everything Gabe wants but it just isn't enough.

And that's how you get abstractions.

He's trying so hard that he winds up breaking everyone around him and Gabe to fit this impossible mold and they both wind up going through some kind of mental break when Queenie!Emilie is abstracted.

Gabe gets withdrawn and Adrien gets 'Everything is fine™'.

[emil]

the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question

[hyvee]

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[realmofthemad]

Oh good...I feel old now...

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[givemeafuckingjoint]

@wheezecheese

[hasufin]

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[madeofklay]

Life finds a way

[madeofklay]

I love that this gets reblogged every time there is a pokemon update let’s manifest nightmare front-paw walking Sprigatito evo

[madeofklay]

How are we feeling about Pombon, fam

[realmofthemad]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[writing-prompt-s]

"But the child will take your throne" The Oracle said. "So, you are telling me that my heir wont die as an infant, why should I be worried about my heir taking my throne, isn't that the point of an heir" "But he will take it" the Oracle said "Guards!" the King yelled.

[bisexualcharmanderenergy]

“You are doomed to love someone above your station, Captain,” the Oracle babbled as the captain of the guard and her three lieutenants dragged him out of the throne room.

The captain ignored him.

“Lieutenant, you will never see your daughter’s wedding,” the Oracle tried again.

All that earned him was an elbow in the ribs from said lieutenant.

The Oracle winced and inclined his head toward the second lieutenant. “I see the end of your career in flowing red!”

“Shut up,” the second lieutenant ordered.

The Oracle did not shut up. “Never again shall you feel your mother’s embrace,” he proclaimed to the third lieutenant.

The third lieutenant shoved the Oracle out the door and slammed it behind him.

Twenty-four years later, the four guards met up again at the new King’s coronation.

“This wine is incredible,” the former first lieutenant, now captain herself, remarked.

“Thanks!” The former second lieutenant grinned at her.

“We worked hard on it,” the former third lieutenant agreed, putting an arm around his husband’s shoulders. “I think retiring to start a winery was the best thing we ever did.”

“I’m especially glad you joined me instead of listening to your mother.” The former second lieutenant kissed his cheek.

“That old bat never knew what she was talking about.” The former third lieutenant turned to the new captain. “Speaking of motherhood, how’s your daughter doing?”

“She’s having the time of her life studying the dragons on Mount Hailfire.” The new captain pulled a letter from her pocket. “I couldn’t be more proud of her.”

“Nice!” The former second lieutenant turned to the former captain. “And how’s married life treating you, princess?”

The former captain shook her head. “I’ve told you a thousand times not to call me that. Just because I married the queen’s sister doesn’t make me—“

“Technically, it does,” the new captain interrupted her.

“If you want to get technical about it,” the former captain sighed. “I prefer to think of myself as the luckiest woman alive.”

“Yeah, we’re glad you’re happy, but we’re not calling you that.” The former second lieutenant poured himself another glass of red wine. “That Oracle had a weird definition of ‘doomed,’ didn’t he?”

[dailycatsblog]