[the-fault-in-our-scars]

What your fav sex act?

Choking the guy until he dies

[nenagang-deactivated20210208]

Mood.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

[cryptotheism]

If you're having a hard time just take a bunch of uppers and downers on an empty stomach, then drink a gallon of milk without peeing, turn off all the lights and run around in circles until you feel like throwing up. Then open up all your apps, doomscroll for four hours minimum, and then tell your loved ones that something bad is gonna happen to you, and delete your accounts, remove the sim card from your phone, get behind the wheel of a car and drive really fast towards the nearest government building.

[archivedsoul]

so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them

[angelicdewdrop]

[glubby]

I WANT CANDY AND CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES

[l0verseyes]

would you still love me if i got back into osomatsu-san in 2025

[pokemon-personalities]

this is all i want

[soup-erb]

[bumblebeebats]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[catwithbenefits]

[corgifish]

[persistentmanlyagitation]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[cetitanhasmoved]

It's so crazy how "Don't feed the trolls" was like the Motto of the internet & in forum culture of the 00s and early 10s and now you log onto a certain website and it's just an endless sea of people pouring gruel into the troll trough day in day out and no one seems to realize or care that their internet experience being a constant deluge of misery and bad faith discussion might in fact be their own fault

[andreabandrea]

the thing you need to understand is that mario is not a young skinny guy. mario is a kindly old uncle to me. and he's fat, and thats fine. like. he's like an uncle who would babysit you as a kid and he never yells at you and would make you the best plate of spaghetti you've ever had, and when he leaves you can't wait to see him again. he loves going on adventures and he loves his brother and he loves the mushroom kingdom. and like he's a silent character in the RPGs but (to me) in the sense that he's just a quiet, humble guy who prefers to listen and when you're talking you can tell that he's listening and he cares. if you got interrupted in mid-sentence by someone else, mario would ask you to carry on where you left off when there was a chance. if you were walking in a group and you had to stop to tie your shoe, and everyone else went on without you, mario would wait for you patiently. i dont mind if you ship him and peach but to me he doesnt rescue her because of romantic love, he's just a good guy who wants to help out. this is my truth. mario is not Crisp Rat. mario is a nice older man and i stand by this. i love you mario mario.

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[mcbatman-deactivated20121212]

Visit Original Link

[puniper]

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[jumbleverse]

"everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot."

have you maybe considered that people aren't immortal? you're gonna die eventually, be it old age, sickness, or me coming to fuckin' get you.

you will be an idiot. it is inevitable.

[toskarin]

maybe that is the case for you, but it is not the case for me. we are quite different people, it would seem

[toskarin]

they saw one every day of their lives it's huge and nearby

[toskarin]

well maybe they shouldn't have been walking. this is the kind of situation that merits running, no?

[c3po]

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

w..what rips

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

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