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there haSN’T BEEN A HOMESTUCK UPDATE SINCE LaST YEAR
i hope someone reblogs this next year when it’ll be depressing
What next???? Who knows
ROUGH DRAFTS YO
“What about Homestuck anyway?”
SINGAPORE’S 4TH 413, HOMESTUCK DAY MEETUP
What’s the alphabet before B? A. AIIYYYYEEAAAAAAIIIYEEEHHHHHHH. Time to party.
( THIS LAYOUT WAS TAKEN FROM XHARUKI BECAUSE IM NOT A GOOD CAPTIONER )
DATE: 13 April 2013 TIME: 12pm-6pm (anytime you want to leave, really) LOCATION: VivoCity RoofTop THEME: fashionstuck ABOUT: As always, cosplay is NOT necessary! If you would like to cosplay though, you don’t really need to follow the theme, but it would be nice if you did! Fashionstuck cosplays don’t have to be canon or pre-designed by tumblr users! Make up your own coord! Be creative! Repeats of characters are OK! An orange ribbon would be nice, but it’s also not mandatory c: HOW TO GET THERE: North-East (purple) Line (NE1) and Circle (yellow) Line (CC29) at HabourFront MRT Station. The entrance to VivoCity is at the basement just outside the MRT card barriers. Take the escalator and ascend all the way up to the roof.
ACTIVITIES: Games!! Fashion runway!! Lucky draw!! And more!! FOOD: Feel free to bring anything you want (everyone last year survived betty crocker cookies), there is Kopitiam (basement), Food Republic (roof) and other food stores (scattered everywhere). PICK-UPS: Same as last year,a few homestucks will be waiting at the stairs at the Basement MRT entrance to Vivocity from 11.30am - 12.30pm (latest) for those who wants to meet up and head off to the camping spot for the rest of the meetup. We will be holding up a sign so we will be obvious. Just spot a couple of siao god tiers. If you come at a later time, for those in Singaporestuck on facebook, please refer to document on 413 and contact whoever’s number is available. Those who are new, ‘ask’ me for my number, i wont bite =w= We are glad to help whoever gets lost in huge ass VivoCity. Just call/message me or (for sgstuck) any of the numbers. We will hunt you and escort you to the location. additional info: If you are shy and not sure whether to come, heck, just join in the fun. we all start out as shy and all we row the same boat.
SEE YOU THERE!
Based off codedredalert's Perfectverse Series!!
Crockercorp DirkJake cosplay+ drabble
Oneshot, length: 453 words AUTHOR/ DIRK: codedredalert JAKE: organized-pandemonium EDITING: insipidsentimentalist PHOTOG: tadashioniisan
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You are one of the Mrs Crocker’s Chosen. Your name is Jake English, but who even cares about silly little things like individual identity? Not you, no sir!
Today, Mrs C said you need to greet a guest in the Atrium. The lucky fellow is going to get an invitation to join the company. You can’t wait to see the look on his face when he finds out Crockercorp wants him!
You’re watching the escalator, of course, but movement comes from the other side, a figure in all black. Dressed sharp, and face completely blank. You would think the poor chap nervous except you know Dir—
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
Woah, lost your train of thought there. Huh, you’ve been doing so well lately too.
Back to the new guy.
You smile at him, and he freezes. He has these wicked shades that are pointy and V-shaped and ironic. You’re not sure how shades can be ironic, but you’re stuck on that word for some reason. You can’t see much of his face, but you think he looks almost sad and that makes you—
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
…
The new guy is looking at you strangely.
Gosh, you’ve probably kept him waiting while you spaced out. Mrs C would be positively livid if she found out.
Yes, time to do what you’re here for!
“Mr Strider,” you say—
…
you never call him—
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
“We would like”—
.
no
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
—“to invite you”—
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NO
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
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NO NO NO
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
.
Dirk. Bro, she can’t, he’d—
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
OBEY. CONSUME. SUBMIT.
…
..
.
—“to join the company,” you finish. You smile at the guy, who’s still stunned. You would be too, invited by The Crockercorp!
(OBEY.)
(CONSUME.)
(SUBMIT.)
“Jake,” he says. Swallows. “Listen to me.”
(OBEY.)
(CONSUME.)
(SUBMIT.)
“Isn’t that wonderful?” you continue, because it’s true. Goodness, you’re so pleased for this chap you hardly know you feel like you might actually shed a tear or two. He looks the same.
“Here,” you say, reaching a friendly hand out. “I’ll help you get started.”
===/\===
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Jake is alone in the atrium. No guards. No restraints.
It’s a trap.
It must be, somehow, but you’ve checked three fucking times and you’ll die if you wait any longer. The last time you saw Jake, the Batterwitch corrupted Jane and took him, and you were completely useless.
You’re here now.
You step forward.
Jake looks up and your heart stops, clenches.
Shatters.
“Mr Strider,” Jake smiles, and there’s bleeding circuitry etched into his face. “We would like to invite you to join the company.”
You’re too late.
(You are Dirk Strider and you’ve failed the boy you love.)
.
THERE’S MORE NOW.
Damnit I fucked up the face
Dirkjake? Yes Dirkjake.
there haSN’T BEEN A HOMESTUCK UPDATE SINCE LaST YEAR
i hope someone reblogs this next year when it’ll be depressing
Her mom is planning on taking her suicide note off Tumblr so everyone screenshot it and post it and reblog it till your fingers bleed.
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this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”
he got a $20 tip
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