mum i dont want to go to college

i say okie too much

[thebootydiaries]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn’t you say so earlier

[radi0activelob1ani]

MOOD

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

why must the cute ones (me) suffer

[phoebusbridgers]

on redbubble

[unclefather]

[flowerinaflame]

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[boethiah]

my roommates being obnoxious again so,

share with me the songs you’d least want to hear while having sex 

[boethiah]

[paperspence]

if the unsub isn’t an impotent white male in his mid-thirties is it really a criminal minds episode

[illegalcerebral]

You know what I miss? When every ep of Criminal Minds had the following exchange:

Hotch: Excuse me person. We’re with the FBI and we’re looking for a serial killer we believe may be attached to your business/institution/whatever.

Random: How dare you! A serial killer would never be associated with our business/institution/whatever!

Hotch: You don’t understand. The person we’re looking for loves killing people.

Random: Oh god it’s Kyle

[ginaonline]

*Steve and Tony beating each other up in the kitchen*

Peter : Can I get a waffle ? Can I plEaAaAse get a waffle ?

[incorrect-marvel]

Thanos: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Tony: My happiness?

Tony *turning to the group*: I’m happy?

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter, coming home 11.5 minutes past curfew: May? I’m home!

Tony stark, a dramatic dad™, sitting in the dark: Hi home I’m diSaPPOINTED

[badbangtanimagines]

Taehyung: What if we inverted our initials? Tim Kaehyung

Jimin: Jark Pimin

Hoseok: Hung Joseok

Namjoon: Nim Kamjoon

Yoongi: Yin Moongi

Seokjin: Sim Keokjin

Jungkook: Jeon Jung-

Jungkook: I didn't want to play this stupid game anyway.

[seokjin-slut-deactivated2020102]

Seokjin, when he becomes a full time comedian: Now, I would never say my husband is a bitch and I don't like him, not even as a joke. That is not true. My husband is a bitch and I like so much. He is a dynamite, 5′7, Korean bitch and he is the best.

[eevee371]

[Someone insults Yoongi]

Hobi: You… You… You rude person!

Yoongi: Go easy on him, Hoseok.

[n3penthe]

Jungkook : You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Jungkook : (punches a wall)

Jungkook : Take me to the hospital.

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

[deejay]