lazy nerd

?

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

everytime I say something on a discord server I get a lowkey feeling everyone’s just lookin at me like this

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

being the last one left in a room with a friend of a friend can be so uncomfortable

[sirfrogsworth]

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

ʷᵒᵒ

[yurikano]

I wonder what's something I can use to hit myself in the face without breaking the thing and also without breaking my bones, don't want permanent damage

[found-bodies]

[0sculum-inf4me]

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

[rustandruin]

[thenatsdorf]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dr-dummi]

Impossible. There’s no hope of escape

[chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting]

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[queen-esu]

[yurikano]

Sometimes I'm sorta hungry but every time someone tells me to go eat I get progressively less hungry

Sometimes I'm not hungry at all and every time someone tells me to go eat I get progressively more disgusted at the thought of food

[doggosource]

You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?

[tiltawhirrl]