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[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[jestergal]

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

[yutyrant]

my only pressing unsolved question about the backrooms is what was clark drinking

[pixhor]

[targetedknowledge]

[nintendowire]

Connecticut man has been sentenced to six years in prison for distributing Mario-shaped meth pills

A Connecticut man has been sentenced to six years in prison for distributing Mario-shaped meth pills.

[tedlyanderson]

Yet again Nintendo shuts down an amazing-looking fan project

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[mousegirlheart]

What is the charge? Smeeking a flower? A succulent smeeking flower?

[milk5]

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

[toxictiktoks]

[uncharacter-istically]

I call this one "Can't find a trash can"

[scoliosisrick]

ANOTHER DOOHICKEY OF MINE. REALLY LIKING WHERE THIS ONE'S GOING THIS TIME. BIG IMPROVEMENT ON THE LAST DOOHICKEY XOXO. NEIGHBOURS NOT VERY HAPPY THOUGH.

[flowerbleedme]

can we please have the ball

[swagdinner]

PUNCHES YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE

[hoofpeet]

Man I haven't seen the 9/11 warrior cat adoptable on the dash today did we forget about that

[hoofpeet]

Found it . Cuz I gotta post it myself I guess. Happy birthday 911 cat

[neenarchive]

do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad

[neenarchive]

no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max's eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that's feminist because she's a girl dragon. what about fiona's sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday

[neenarchive]

So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a 'seize the ogre' tunic on. So I’m like

“make thy quarrel known wench”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking farqiona?”

and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!' and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!' and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed