♡ You wake up from anesthesia and forget Sukuna is your boyfriend
You Get Your Wisdom Teeth Out
Sukuna’s in the waiting room when the nurse comes out looking stressed. “Your girlfriend’s awake. Good luck.”
He finds you in the recovery chair and you immediately point at him “You”
He crosses his arms, already bracing himself for whatever’s about to happen.
“You’re that guy from my dreams.” You squint at him like “Are you real or am I hallucinating again?”
“Again?” His eyebrow raises, genuinely curious now.
You try to stand up. He pushes you back down with one hand on your shoulder.
You gasp “Did you just TOUCH me?”
“We’re dating.” He says it flatly, wondering how much of this conversation you’re actually going to remember.
He pulls out his phone, already recording, because there’s no way in hell he’s not documenting this.
“WAIT.” You’re staring at him now, dead serious “I have to tell you something important.”
“What.” He’s still recording, trying to keep the phone steady while you gather your thoughts at the speed of a sedated sloth.
“I’m in a relationship.” You announce
“Nooo with…. ” You stop. Process “Oh shit, you’re right. Oh my god. I have a hot boyfriend and nobody told me?”
He’s trying not to laugh, his shoulders shaking slightly as he keeps the camera trained on your face.
You start crying, and he has no idea what triggered this. “You’re so beautiful it makes me angry.”
“What?” He’s completely lost the thread of this conversation.
You’re tearing up more now, “Like it’s not fair. I wanna bite you.”
“You wanna what?” He definitely heard you wrong. There’s no way…
“BITE you. Like a little bite. On the arm. Can I bite you?” You’re dead serious, looking at his arm like it’s a three course meal.
“No.” He says it firmly, the same tone he’d use on a misbehaving dog.
You’re fully sobbing now “You don’t love me anymore.”
“Okay, okay, you can bite me later.”
Damage control mode activated.
You stop crying immediately, like someone flipped a switch. “Really?”
“You promise?” You hold out your pinky, very solemn about this sacred vow.
“I promise.” He links his pinky with yours
“Okay good.” You wipe your face with the back of your hand “I’m gonna bite you sooo good.”
You’re staring out the window now, transfixed. “The trees are moving really fast.” You say
“That’s because we’re driving.” He’s keeping his eyes on the road, but he can see you in his peripheral vision, tracking the trees like a cat watching birds.
“No I think they’re chasing us.”Your voice is rising in pitch, genuine panic setting in.
“DRIVE FASTER THEY’RE GAINING ON US.”
You’re gripping the door handle now, looking behind you like you’re in a high speed chase.
When you get home you won’t let go of his arm, clinging to it with both hands like he’s a life raft.
He’s trying to steer you toward the couch, which is difficult when you’re actively anchored to his bicep.
You look at him all sincere and stupid with your chipmunk cheeks. “I love you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
His lips twitch like he’s trying not to smile.
“Go to sleep,” he mutters, setting you on the couch.
“I love you too” he says when you’re asleep, drooling on his shoulder.
You wake up hours later, mouth dry and head fuzzy. Sukuna shows you the video.
You watch, face getting progressively redder with each passing second.
“Absolutely not” He’s absolutely loving this, the bastard, barely containing his smirk.
You throw a pillow at his head with more force than necessary.
He catches it one handed, still smiling like an asshole.
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