Suggestions from an Oni Boss!

Come have sm’ sake

[seigasuggestion]

Love Parsee.

[parseesuggestion]

Thanks.

[renko-suggestions]

This seems like a sweet interaction.

[yuugisuggestions]

Love ya Par!

[seigasuggestion]

They call me ranch ‘cause they’re idiots, I have nothing to do with ranch.

[hecatiasuggestions]

You

[yuugisuggestions]

🅱️

[yuugisuggestions]

THEY CALL ME RANCH CAUSE I 🅱️ DRESSIN

[parseesuggestion]

You wear almost the exact same thing every day.

[yuugisuggestions]

Yeah n’ I always look good cos’ of it!

[yuugisuggestions]

THEY CALL ME RANCH CAUSE I 🅱️ DRESSIN

[hecatiasuggestions]

They call me ranch cause I 🅱️ Dressin

[seigasuggestion]

Hot topic is not “Dressin”.

[hecatiasuggestions]

They call you big cause you 🅱️ Depressin

[seigasuggestion]

Not my fault you bought clothing from a dorky teen that still thinks Nightmare Before Christmas is relevant, babe.

[hecatiasuggestions]

They call you hall cause you 🅱️ messin

[seigasuggestion]

Rhyming is gay.

[hecatiasuggestions]

You call me gay cause Junko 🅱️ sexin

[yuugisuggestions]

BARS!

[eternitysuggest]

G

[parseesuggestion]

H

[yuugisuggestions]

I

[parseesuggestion]

Kisume is a good kid, tell her what you love about her.

[yuugisuggestions]

She’s super sweet ‘n she always says the cutest stuff to me!

[s-t-a-l-k-e-r-suggestion]

Its all fun and games untill a snork pack jumps ya

[savarinsuggestions]

it’s all fun and games until you find out you’re only halfway through the story and now everything’s getting hit with cerebus syndrome

[doomguy-suggestion]

It’s all fun and games until “DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS. LOCKDOWN IN EFFECT.”

[kirby-suggestionless]

It’s all fun and games until a cosmic horror shows up at the very end of the adventure to break reality.

[mags-olor-old]

its all fun and games till your mouth gets sealed with a curse and someone knocks you unconscious so you can be possesed.

[samus-aran-the-hunter]

It’s all fun and games until all your friends are dead.

[mags-olor-old]

worse when its your possesed body that did it.

[samus-aran-the-hunter]

Or they’re possessed and you have to kill them one by one while fully conscious and in control of your actions

[luigismustache]

Are you guys ok? Do you need therapy?

[sumirekt-suggestions]

It’s all fun and games until suddenly you’re fighting yourself and your dream self and you don’t know who won and who you are and you’re unsure about your very existence itself, after already having existential encounters leaving you unsure about the very nature of reality

[mokousuggestion]

It’s all fun and games until you steal the Hourai Elixir and become immortal and have to wait 1000 years for the one thing that gives your life purpose to return from the moon and slowly go insane from the knowledge that all your friends and everyone you care about will continue to die for the rest of your eternal misery.

[hecatiasuggestions]

It’s all fun and games until you realize Sumi and Mokou are scene kids.

[parseesuggestion]

It’s all fun and games until Heca breaks hiatus with something like this.

[yuugisuggestions]

It’s all fun a ‘n games till Par’s hypocritical.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

[tewisuggestions]

come over to my shop for some good ass deals!

a s  l o n g  a s  y o u  d o n ‘ t  b r e a k  a n y t h i n g .

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I

WILL

BREAK

EVERYTHING

[tewisuggestions]

Do you think this is a fucking joke?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Yes.

[tewisuggestions]

i’ll game end you myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

If you can even touch me. 

I can’t believe your threats are so…Dependent on my not moving for you to even carry out. Its laughable, really. You can’t hit me at all, but I’ll sure as heck be able to hit you.

[udongesuggestions]

Oh no.

[tewisuggestions]

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

[tewisuggestions]

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

[tewisuggestions]

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

[patchesuggestions]

THAT WAS YOU!?

YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRAT! IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO GET THAT OUT OF MY BOOKS!

I’LL DROWN YOUR WHOLE DAMN EXISTENCE!

Water Sign “Bury In Lake”

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

[patchesuggestions]

Y-you…

You wouldn’t dare.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

[patchesuggestions]

F-forgive me!

Forgive me…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Hmm, let me think…

How about…

NO

[patchesuggestions]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

[kisumesuggests]

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

[patchesuggestions]

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

[kisumesuggests]

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

[patchesuggestions]

F-friend?

[kisumesuggests]

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

[kisumesuggests]

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m glad that you like that!

[kisumesuggests]

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

[kisumesuggests]

ah okay!! cant wait!

[koakumasuggestions]

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

No.

[koakumasuggestions]

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

[koakumasuggestions]

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Guess what, ma’am.

[koakumasuggestions]

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m already inside.

[koakumasuggestions]

Doubt it.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

[koakumasuggestions]

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

[koakumasuggestions]

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

[koakumasuggestions]

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

[koakumasuggestions]

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

[koakumasuggestions]

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Paru told me to do it.

[parseesuggestion]

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Stop lying. You know why.

[parseesuggestion]

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

[parseesuggestion]

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

At least I have the common decency to refrain from insulting intelligence, which in itself is a child like move.

[parseesuggestion]

Coming from the person who tried to paint the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion green that doesn’t mean much.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

It is best you stop now, you do not know who you’re dealing with…Well, you do, but not what I’m capable off.

[parseesuggestion]

A little presumptuous aren’t ya? It doesn’t look to me like you’ve dealt with many Hashihime.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

You would be surprised at how much I’ve dealt with.

[yuugisuggestions]

Par’s called a Guardian Goddess round these parts for a reason. And if you know what’s good for ya you’ll lay off.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Lay off before the Gensokyo you knew will be pounded with winds unlike the world has ever seen.

[yuugisuggestions]

Oh yeah I’m pissin’ myself scared. It’s gonna take a lot more than a kid playin’ with a Pinwheel to take down an oni.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

You are right…It takes hurricanes and the other results of a hurricane to take one down…And I can easily make those.

[yuugisuggestions]

You’d be surprised.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

…i can read tags. you have officially made me feel horrible. I’m not even special…i have never felt worse than this, how could you

[yuugisuggestions]

All I said is we have a wind Goddess. Actually I think we have more but I don’t really keep count

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

[tewisuggestions]

come over to my shop for some good ass deals!

a s  l o n g  a s  y o u  d o n ‘ t  b r e a k  a n y t h i n g .

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I

WILL

BREAK

EVERYTHING

[tewisuggestions]

Do you think this is a fucking joke?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Yes.

[tewisuggestions]

i’ll game end you myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

If you can even touch me. 

I can’t believe your threats are so…Dependent on my not moving for you to even carry out. Its laughable, really. You can’t hit me at all, but I’ll sure as heck be able to hit you.

[udongesuggestions]

Oh no.

[tewisuggestions]

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

[tewisuggestions]

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

[tewisuggestions]

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

[patchesuggestions]

THAT WAS YOU!?

YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRAT! IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO GET THAT OUT OF MY BOOKS!

I’LL DROWN YOUR WHOLE DAMN EXISTENCE!

Water Sign “Bury In Lake”

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

[patchesuggestions]

Y-you…

You wouldn’t dare.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

[patchesuggestions]

F-forgive me!

Forgive me…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Hmm, let me think…

How about…

NO

[patchesuggestions]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

[kisumesuggests]

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

[patchesuggestions]

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

[kisumesuggests]

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

[patchesuggestions]

F-friend?

[kisumesuggests]

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

[kisumesuggests]

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m glad that you like that!

[kisumesuggests]

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

[kisumesuggests]

ah okay!! cant wait!

[koakumasuggestions]

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

No.

[koakumasuggestions]

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

[koakumasuggestions]

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Guess what, ma’am.

[koakumasuggestions]

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m already inside.

[koakumasuggestions]

Doubt it.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

[koakumasuggestions]

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

[koakumasuggestions]

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

[koakumasuggestions]

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

[koakumasuggestions]

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

[koakumasuggestions]

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Paru told me to do it.

[parseesuggestion]

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Stop lying. You know why.

[parseesuggestion]

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

[parseesuggestion]

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

At least I have the common decency to refrain from insulting intelligence, which in itself is a child like move.

[parseesuggestion]

Coming from the person who tried to paint the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion green that doesn’t mean much.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

It is best you stop now, you do not know who you’re dealing with…Well, you do, but not what I’m capable off.

[parseesuggestion]

A little presumptuous aren’t ya? It doesn’t look to me like you’ve dealt with many Hashihime.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

You would be surprised at how much I’ve dealt with.

[yuugisuggestions]

Par’s called a Guardian Goddess round these parts for a reason. And if you know what’s good for ya you’ll lay off.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Lay off before the Gensokyo you knew will be pounded with winds unlike the world has ever seen.

[yuugisuggestions]

Oh yeah I’m pissin’ myself scared. It’s gonna take a lot more than a kid playin’ with a Pinwheel to take down an oni.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

You are right…It takes hurricanes and the other results of a hurricane to take one down…And I can easily make those.

[yuugisuggestions]

You’d be surprised.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

[tewisuggestions]

come over to my shop for some good ass deals!

a s  l o n g  a s  y o u  d o n ‘ t  b r e a k  a n y t h i n g .

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I

WILL

BREAK

EVERYTHING

[tewisuggestions]

Do you think this is a fucking joke?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Yes.

[tewisuggestions]

i’ll game end you myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

If you can even touch me. 

I can’t believe your threats are so…Dependent on my not moving for you to even carry out. Its laughable, really. You can’t hit me at all, but I’ll sure as heck be able to hit you.

[udongesuggestions]

Oh no.

[tewisuggestions]

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

[tewisuggestions]

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

[tewisuggestions]

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

[patchesuggestions]

THAT WAS YOU!?

YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRAT! IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO GET THAT OUT OF MY BOOKS!

I’LL DROWN YOUR WHOLE DAMN EXISTENCE!

Water Sign “Bury In Lake”

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

[patchesuggestions]

Y-you…

You wouldn’t dare.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

[patchesuggestions]

F-forgive me!

Forgive me…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Hmm, let me think…

How about…

NO

[patchesuggestions]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

[kisumesuggests]

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

[patchesuggestions]

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

[kisumesuggests]

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

[patchesuggestions]

F-friend?

[kisumesuggests]

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

[kisumesuggests]

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m glad that you like that!

[kisumesuggests]

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

[kisumesuggests]

ah okay!! cant wait!

[koakumasuggestions]

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

No.

[koakumasuggestions]

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

[koakumasuggestions]

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Guess what, ma’am.

[koakumasuggestions]

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m already inside.

[koakumasuggestions]

Doubt it.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

[koakumasuggestions]

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

[koakumasuggestions]

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

[koakumasuggestions]

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

[koakumasuggestions]

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

[koakumasuggestions]

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Paru told me to do it.

[parseesuggestion]

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Stop lying. You know why.

[parseesuggestion]

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

[parseesuggestion]

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

At least I have the common decency to refrain from insulting intelligence, which in itself is a child like move.

[parseesuggestion]

Coming from the person who tried to paint the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion green that doesn’t mean much.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

It is best you stop now, you do not know who you’re dealing with…Well, you do, but not what I’m capable off.

[parseesuggestion]

A little presumptuous aren’t ya? It doesn’t look to me like you’ve dealt with many Hashihime.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

You would be surprised at how much I’ve dealt with.

[yuugisuggestions]

Par’s called a Guardian Goddess round these parts for a reason. And if you know what’s good for ya you’ll lay off.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Lay off before the Gensokyo you knew will be pounded with winds unlike the world has ever seen.

[yuugisuggestions]

Oh yeah I’m pissin’ myself scared. It’s gonna take a lot more than a kid playin’ with a Pinwheel to take down an oni.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

[tewisuggestions]

come over to my shop for some good ass deals!

a s  l o n g  a s  y o u  d o n ‘ t  b r e a k  a n y t h i n g .

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I

WILL

BREAK

EVERYTHING

[tewisuggestions]

Do you think this is a fucking joke?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Yes.

[tewisuggestions]

i’ll game end you myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

If you can even touch me. 

I can’t believe your threats are so…Dependent on my not moving for you to even carry out. Its laughable, really. You can’t hit me at all, but I’ll sure as heck be able to hit you.

[udongesuggestions]

Oh no.

[tewisuggestions]

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

[tewisuggestions]

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

[tewisuggestions]

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

[patchesuggestions]

THAT WAS YOU!?

YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRAT! IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO GET THAT OUT OF MY BOOKS!

I’LL DROWN YOUR WHOLE DAMN EXISTENCE!

Water Sign “Bury In Lake”

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

[patchesuggestions]

Y-you…

You wouldn’t dare.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

[patchesuggestions]

F-forgive me!

Forgive me…

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Hmm, let me think…

How about…

NO

[patchesuggestions]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

[kisumesuggests]

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

[patchesuggestions]

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

[kisumesuggests]

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

[patchesuggestions]

F-friend?

[kisumesuggests]

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

[kisumesuggests]

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m glad that you like that!

[kisumesuggests]

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

[kisumesuggests]

ah okay!! cant wait!

[koakumasuggestions]

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

No.

[koakumasuggestions]

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

[koakumasuggestions]

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Guess what, ma’am.

[koakumasuggestions]

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m already inside.

[koakumasuggestions]

Doubt it.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

[koakumasuggestions]

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

[koakumasuggestions]

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

[koakumasuggestions]

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

[koakumasuggestions]

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

[koakumasuggestions]

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Paru told me to do it.

[parseesuggestion]

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

Stop lying. You know why.

[parseesuggestion]

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

[parseesuggestion]

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

At least I have the common decency to refrain from insulting intelligence, which in itself is a child like move.

[parseesuggestion]

Coming from the person who tried to paint the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion green that doesn’t mean much.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

It is best you stop now, you do not know who you’re dealing with…Well, you do, but not what I’m capable off.

[parseesuggestion]

A little presumptuous aren’t ya? It doesn’t look to me like you’ve dealt with many Hashihime.

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

You would be surprised at how much I’ve dealt with.

[yuugisuggestions]

Par’s called a Guardian Goddess round these parts for a reason. And if you know what’s good for ya you’ll lay off.

[yuugisuggestions]

Don’t over do it on the booze. Everyone’s got their own limits!

[kisumesuggests]

Do you ever get visitors from above the underworld? I imagine that after the "red-white and black-white" resolved the incident with the nuclear raven that the underworld would get more attention...

we do get visitors!! usualy its human kidds, thogh! they insisst i take them to satori or utsuho but satori doesnt want visitors!!! so i eat them

[minorikosuggestion]

You WHAT.

[keine-suggestions]

>:(

[utsuhosuggestion]

Do I have a fan club? Don’t eat my fans!

[kisumesuggests]

but satori told me to!!

[parseesuggestion]

I would try to tell you that’s not good but it’s making my job a bit easier.

[yuugisuggestions]

I like t’ See the kiddos every now n’ again. But I won’t tell ya to stop if Par doesn’t want ya to.

[parseesuggestion]

I’ve got Yuugi to myself this Christmas. If anyone tries to bother us I’m gonna rip their nails off.

[yuugisuggestions]

Aw don’ worry Par! I’m yours anytime!

[yuugisuggestions]

Gonn’ spend Christmas with Pars! I’m real happy!

[cirnosuggestion]

IT SEEMS, PEEPUL DONT LIKT HIS SITE ENYMORE. TUMBER IS DOING SUM KWESCHUNABUL THINGS, SO PEEPUL AR LEEVING I WANT 2 ASHOR YOU THAT I HAV NO INTENSHON OF LEEVING THO! HAV PEES OF MIND, YOUR LOCUL STRONGEST FAIRY WIL ALWAY S STICK AROUND.. LERNING SLOWLY… HOW 2 SPELL

[udongesuggestions]

I’m glad you’re choosing to stick around too.

[nitorisuggestions]

I’m staying

[reysensuggestion]

Me too!

[minorikosuggestion]

I’m not leaving without my friends!

[tewisuggestions]

forget what’s happening rn i have memes to make

[nuesuggestion]

Your local alien will stay and they will  not give in to whatever new system they’re implementing either. My boob post shall LIVE

[komachisuggestions]

As a shinigami, it is my duty to follow this site to its grave

[parseesuggestion]

I really just don’t care enough to leave.

[yuugisuggestions]

I jus’ got here an’ I don’t really understand what’s goin’ on but imma stay cuz Par’s stayin’!