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HAHAHAHAHHAA HELLO GAY FOSSIL
FOSSILS ARE COOL APPLE.
saw a pic of a piece of pizza with bones in it on twitter today and i was very inspired to make a dumb little comic about it ft. the dmc gang. just a very normal gang of people finding out that thereâs bones in their pizza đ
OPENING COMMISSIONS!!
Hello everyone! Iâm finally happy to announce that Iâm opening commissions!
This is my first time ever doing something like this and Iâm very excited to finally be able to experience new stuff!
GO COMM MY VERY AMAZING FRIEND, SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL STYLE AND IS VERY FUN TO WORK WITH!!!!!
Presenting to the world...
...James and Mathias!
They are very silly! Look at poor Mathias, he can't do the Vulcan salute! Meanwhile, his boyfriend James is absolutely making fun of him, showing off that he's a complete natural; pop off king!
James and Mathias are awaiting your asks everyone! Get to know them better and get even more silliness about them :}
âžââž ||đčâ êăȘđč⎠||đčâ'â·á· á ââá”êâăȘ⣠âŁá||ááá.
ăȘđčâž ÌŁ â·á·áêê|| âž ÌŁ âđč, i'áČ âźâáâž ÌŁ áăȘ áêâá·ăȘ :}
family portrait (cm drawn by @cyanorhis)
the people who think vergil is some emotionless chad who exists purely to âaura farmâ or whatever the fuck actually piss me off i cannot STAND that side of the dmc fandom.
another rant nobody but me cares about but lorddd i gotta type this out somewhere. also wanna preface this by saying itâs about pgr vergil, but also just vergil in general, and directed at the people i mentioned above.
firstly â no itâs not âout of characterâ for vergil to show vulnerability or emotion, he is a deeply emotional person. he feels deeply, he sees the world deeply, and he hurts so deeply that his motivation centred around being able to prevent himself from being harmed any more. he just isnât (wasnât) good at expressing that without violence pre-dmc5.
punishing grey raven did a really great job of capturing his post-dmc5 maturity, and itâs cohesive with the additional information we got in Visions of V regarding vergilâs inner thoughts. we simple havenât seen enough of vergil outside of battle to be able to fully grasp how heâd act when he is free of chasing an ultimate goal, and is in a domestic, (mostly) relaxed situation.
itâs the people whoâve played approximately 5 hours total of ONLY dmc5, who then see clips of vergil in pgr that act all disgusted and get offended that vergil is actually capable of emotion and/or affection, who are the problem. theyâre why vergil has been memed so much that people genuinely, honest to god(s) believe that he hates dante, he hates nero, and never cared at all. he gave nero his HEART, his book that he sees as an integral part of himself. the symbolism of him stating he wanted to be loved and protected, and then giving his âheartâ to be safeguarded by nero is so poetic (pun intended)!!! he literally trusts his son â after being with him while he was V, and fighting him as vergil at the qliphoth â to protect him.
vergil is capable of trusting, he is capable of affection, and he wants to be able to. it is in fact NOT out of character for him to express that (even if he sucks at doing so and is generally horrifically awkward about it. love the guy).
now donât get me wrong â vergil is not a good person, and iâm not implying he is. he isnât benevolent or kind or selfless, and he struggles (falls flat) at being empathetic to people he sees as more fortunate than him (such as dante, who he resented for being âbetter offâ), but that doesnât mean heâs incapable of experiencing varying degrees of love. for godâs sake, bury the light literally describes him as having âsecret love, bloodline yearns.â vergil is the pinnacle, the definition of emotionally constipated.
he was a total shithead and a real prick in dmc3. he was also a total shithead and a real prick in dmc5 (i mean that affectionately. but donât get me started on urizen LOL) but he is as childish as dante is. he banters and holds silly grudges and competes with his brother like a teenager with something to prove. he calls dante an idiot for still saying âjackpotâ and then turns around and says it himself, because he secretly loves to.
and holy fuck that was a LOT longer than i intended this rant to be and i should be studying for my EngLang exam but oh well!!! shoutout to whoever reads this entire block of drivel.
ok bye :3
Dante
âTo Mercy, Pity, Peace and Love All pray in their distress;
And to these virtues of delight
Return their thankfulness [âŠ]
For Mercy has a human heart, Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine,
And Peace, the human dress.â
HELLO! So i don't write usually, but I've had Sparda marinated in lore and spinning on a spit over a low fire for weeks and weeks, so this is the result of that. Aka, these are some headcanons. If you like anything in here, feel free to use it (maybe give us a little credit) and if you don't like something in here, last i checked my name is not Hideki Kamiya creator of devil may cry, and you can do whatever you want. I definitely took inspo from other headcanons in the fandom, i tired to credit what i could remember but i'm sure missed a few sources (sorry).
BIG shoutout to the blender (if you know you know), especially @whitebeakedraven, this is basically a peer reviewed paper now. This will also be posted to Ao3 - Right here!
The Demonic Knight Tribe
A tribe or clan of devils, notable for not just striving for their own personal power, but for devoting themselves to a lord/king or oath.
Sub tribes are scattered around hell, often bound by lineage, as Devil Knights are highly adaptable and known to spread out due to their instincts and culture.
Territory
Knights are very territorial, like many demons and devils. They form nests, which become heavily guarded as they keep expanding their territory in the name of their tribe. Knight are highly skilled, and often choose to display trophies (like Devil Arms, demonic heads /hides, etc.) in their nests. They are also intelligent and hoard knowledge, create wards, smith weapons, or develop other skills as they age. Matured Knights may leave their territory in the pursuit of oaths, but joining another demonic court means abandoning their lineage and starting fresh under their new lord or king.
Nests are built in strategically defendable areas of a tribe's territory, sometimes with smaller outposts scattered nearby. Nests have one large entrance leading to a "main hall" and a handful of hidden exits. the main hall is where large gatherings and ceremonies are held, as well as the room where trophies are displayed to show off the strength of the tribe or lineage. Nests can be small, containing a main living area and sleeping areas; or expansive, with hearths, nurseries, training areas, forges, libraries, etc⊠all depending on the size and strength of the tribe.
Nurseries and Nestlings
Unlike baser demons, Knights take raising their young very seriously.
It just hit me that Vergil doesnât have friends.
Or specifically, he (currently) doesnât have any form of connections with anyone else who isnât family.
Like- Dante has friends, or an equivalent to them, such as Lady, Trish, or even Morrison. (You could argue that theyâre more of work colleagues than friends, which honestly, sure.)
He also had Nell and Gru⊠at least, until before their deaths.
He also has Patty, who isnât exactly a friend, but a younger person heâs attached to in a more protective manner.
Basically, Dante has a variety of other relationships with people who arenât Vergil. (Iâm not saying that Vergil is less important in anyway. Itâs just Dante has (overall) significant relationships with his brother, friends, nephew, and a girl he once protected)
But⊠Vergil? He only has Dante and (most likely) Nero.
And that makes sense because heâs been detached from other people for so long. He was also somewhat arrogant and callous, so itâs not easy for others to like him. So, during his young adult years, he had very few interactions with others. Then there were the years with Mundus⊠obviously he wasnât socializing with others then.
Vergil in his entire life, in canon, has had maybe less than or only 3 significant relationships with those who arenât family.
One is actually that old man whose house he often visited when he was younger. Itâs heavily implied that he had a good relationship with that man.
When Vergil waits outside of his house, he isnât surprised to see him. His reaction is:â You ran away, again?â
This is not the first time heâs seen Vergil in this type of context.
The old man also knows about Dante, so Vergil mustâve talked about him at some point (or most likely, complained about him).
Vergil doesnât get defensive or offended when asked about his brother (which is personal info) and actually answers him honestly. He was willing to share personal information and thoughts with this man, so he trusts him to some degree. (Also, he tried to take the manâs tea, which means heâs comfortable enough to act a bit informally around him. You wouldnât try to take a strangerâs drink, would you?)
The man also notes Vergilâs reading Blake again. Which implies heâs seen what types of books Vergil reads, so again, the two are actually quite comfortable with each other.
Enough so that the man was willing to let Vergil keep the book after realizing that he liked it a lot.
I wouldnât be surprised if the old man was Vergilâs first friend (or equivalent) apart from Dante.
(Thatâs just extra evidence that Vergil has an old soul, ha)
And the second? Well, that has to be Neroâs mom. We donât know much about her, but⊠they made Nero. Letâs leave it at that.
And the third.
Griffon. The bird.
Griffon was probably the first source of support that Vergil, or specifically V, had in a long time.
He was always there for V. Always. And he adapted himself to fit whatever V needed.
In the beginning V was not an easy person to work with because he was very arrogant. But Griffon kept on answering his questions and helped him find the other nightmares. And even if V refused to take Griffonâs advice on dealing with Phantom or Nightmare, he stuck around. Eventually, the two figure out how to work together.
Later on, Griffon was constantly teasing V or cracking jokes, which is actually a sign of emotional awareness. Vâs current situation was stressful and somewhat depressing, and Griffon tried to make the mood lighter through jokes and teasing, which likely helped V in subtle ways.
But when it was needed, Griffon was the one to pull V out of whatever emotions he was overwhelmed with.
V wasnât truly alone with Griffonâs presence. He had a friend who gave him many moments of levity and when needed, the push he needed to continue forward.
V(ergil)âs first ever friend in decades happened to be a rare individual who was a âride or dieâ type.
And Griffon actually died for him. Which is even more impactful bc the whole reason why Griffon teamed up with V was so he wouldnât die. But he eventually cared for V so much for that he chose to.
Maybe itâs just me, but it just seems a bit sad because Vergil will never have a friend with that type of loyalty ever again.
(From another perspective, Griffon raised the bar way too high)
And this might be a very silly, insignificant thing to ask for, but honestly, I hope that if Capcom ever decides to continue the story, Vergil makes a friend.
I think that itâs great that Vergil has made a lot of progress and is rebuilding his relationship with Dante (and hopefully one day Nero).
Familial relationships are important (duh) but sometimes having someone outside of your family to talk to is good.
And I donât think itâs would be out of character for Vergil to have a friend. While he might be stoic and a bit of a loner, heâs just as human as everyone else- we need the company of others.
Like- Dante has Lady and Trish. And Nero, who has been described as a âlone wolfâ type, eventually found a friend in Nico.
Capcom, come onâŠgive Vergil a friend too, lol.
I can mathematically prove that Vergil and Nero's mom were NOT a one-night stand.
I see many people dismissing the LiR/Nero's mom x Vergil as just a one-night stand due to a moment of weakness or impulsiveness on his part. But I can disprove this with statistics.
So, if you are a LiR/Nero's mom x Vergil truther, you can disprove the Verlir deniers with the following reasoning:
This has been a semi-hot topic in the tags the last few days, but
When it comes to Vergil raising Nero, I'm sure many are fully aware he'd make a terrible father. However, there is a key aspect to his character that I do enjoy picking at every so often, and it's Vergil's incessant need to be seen as the more mature and knowledgeable older sibling. For anyone who grew up with siblings, this tends to be a phase at least one of them gets into, and sometimes they never leave it.
So taking this into mind, if Vergil was given the opportunity to learn about Nero and âđœ was interested in satisfying that more mature role as a default, I could get more self-indulgent with the idea.
Not because I imagine Vergil kissing Nero's booboos or becoming a kind person. Absolutely not. No, it's because I would enjoy it if fatherhood mentally and emotionally destroyed Vergil in a way that being brainwashed and tortured for years just doesn't do for me.
I want Vergil to have to look into baby Nero's smiling face, and come to the realization that everyone will look at this infant as a horrible monster. That he brought life into this world condemned from birth the same way Sparda did. I want him to earnestly believe killing baby Nero would be a mercy to prevent the hard future ahead for someone with human and demon blood. Yet, never going through with it because the act of killing a defenseless child would put him on the same level as the mindless grunt demons who go on killing sprees, and Vergil has too much pride to debase himself like that.
I want Vergil to have vague enough memories of his own childhood as Nero reaches each development milestone. I want him to stab into the emotional wounds from his parental loss for any knowledge that will help raise this kid until Nero is suddenly the same age as Vergil was when Eva died. Which would leave him with nothing to go on going forward. A terrifying unknown to haunt him each day.
I also want each of Nero's development milestones to make him question what kind of child he was during those stages, and what his parents saw in him. The weaknesses he had, the strengths he possessed, and for him to remember all the parts where they failed as parents and how it scarred him.
I want him terrified of how much of his humanity, the thing he's been fighting and denying for all his life up to this point, shows when he handles Nero. I want him caring of Nero, but resentful of the lack of care he himself didn't receive.
I want little Nero to scrape his knee, have Vergil put a bandaid over it, and for Nero to look at Vergil like his father holds the world in his hands. And I want Vergil to see that look and hate himself for such an ideal not being the truth. An ideal he's still unsure of whether or not was truly ever achievable.
And I want Nero to end up the same way he does when we meet him as a teenager in DMC4. Rebellious, watchful, cocky, and full of self-hatred. So that when Vergil looks at his son, he tries to understand where he could've messed up. He knows he didn't make the same mistakes his parents made. It's true, too. He didn't make the mistakes Sparda and Eva had. He made his own different mistakes, and Nero got scarred all the same.
Nero reads the writing on a taco place's store front while they're waiting outside for their food to be made.
Nero: 'Why does it say 'art-is-anal'? Holy shit, what kind of tacos did we just buy?'
Vergil: '...Pardon? Can you say that again?'
Nero: 'Right there, it says art-is-anal tacos. What does that even mean?'
Dante: *chokes back a laugh*
Vergil: 'Artisanal tacos...'
Nero: '...'
Vergil: '...'
Dante: *WHEEEEEEEEZE*
Vergil: 'Artisanal is a way of saying something is hand-made, that it's crafted with great skill and care.'
Random fact that could've made this a lot worse for Nero:
Why hello, William Blake. You know what this means?
Imagine Nero was reading V's book out loud and he straight up butchers the word 'artisanal', because he's never heard anyone use it.
Vergil takes mental damage.
It gets me teary-eyed every time. Nero meets a stranger in his dream â but we know who it really is. And despite the coldness in his eyes and voice, there's still tenderness and softness there.
A father looks at his child⊠with tenderness. He speaks to him⊠gently. I just can't take it. It's too muchâŠ
And after all that, will anyone still dare to say that Vergil doesn't care about his son?!
This is call "I have read all the fanfics under the tag Dadgil and I need them to be happy" :)