These Fuckass Philadelphia Phillies

She/her. Disabled, Catholic, and mean. Queer. Professional Hater. @reysrose on AO3.

[chirpingfromthebox]

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[yxlenas]

Okay it is time for airplane lights to go off again my head hurts <3

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[strawberryblondebutch]

Which are the people less prepared for

Us at the Phils

Us at the Flyers

i think we need to consider the external circumstances:

the phillies game is in the final stretch of the season against a division rival. i will be trying to chew off my hands the entire time

the flyers game is your birthday weekend immediately after i have to interact with my mother and we will both be peak feral because of it

[yxlenas]

3. How close we are to my rib resection and thus how hard I am trying to party before major chest surgery

[godtrauma]

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

[cyberpumpkinpie]

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[facinaoris]

The best part of my life was fake. And none of you told me.

[dubiousdisco]

[yxlenas]

OCD ruminations over cyclospora vs my textural hatred of fruits with thick peels you don’t eat FIGHT

[nobodysdaydreams]

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[oniongarlic]

Quest: Come off as a bit strange

✔Achieved✔

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[yxlenas]

2FA: update your phone!!!

The phone: hmmm no