[culverton]

average friendship

[rslashrats]

vampire that only drinks period blood and calls it “the juice with extra pulp”

[rslashrats]

vampire that only drinks period blood and calls it “the juice with extra pulp”

[justlittlefrogthings]

I will tell you about the Earth and the end of the Dinosaur’s Time… It was not a ball, but more like a bowl o’ porridge… Any scholar knows it…

And from the great deep dark above, O that sea of stars, crashed Not meteor, but the Great Big Spoon…

And as with any meeting of Porridge and Spoon there was a stirring… A disturbance of those Rapacious Chunks…

Those ‘saurs stood sweet and swaying, swept up in the swelter, sinking deep betwixt the depths of the Porridge…

and the rest… Well maybe another time.

[justlittlefrogthings]

im in love you

Actually Reading Right Here This Document And It Says Effective Immediately Yo’re In Grain Silo For Thousand Years

[justlittlefrogthings]

Brutalizing the Clergy by Shaking Up all the Doctrines and the poor old Fops cant tell Ten Commandment from Code of Hammurabi’s and Im Punching and Kicking the Bishops Something Fierce

[justlittlefrogthings]

There’s always a little Greyboy and he’s watching you just to make sure. Dont be mad or worry about it because he’s just making sure and you would be full of dials and glass and the worst instruments if he wasn’t making sure. You should be grateful

[justlittlefrogthings]

Have to be completely honest with you and this is the advice that you must follow if you want to avoid Transmogrifying permanently into Wretch so listen close and Heed with all your mind, OK you have to listen closely

NEVER trust a Sard

[justlittlefrogthings]

O to be pig o’ the earth...

Roam the pits and trod...

[justlittlefrogthings]

(about the turtles from mario) yeah so there’s seventeen million of those guys and they’re all over the ground. you can only pick them up one by one and you have to throw them all back into the woods. and then the next morning at least half of them will be back. but you do get dental

[justlittlefrogthings]

locomotive engine in the liver filters out rude minerals and soup molecule

[justlittlefrogthings]

moment you hear a woman say “eye of newt” start running

[justlittlefrogthings]

giving the henchmen and minions an extended sabbatical from dungeons, alleys, and trapdoors. shaking with joy until i send them to the cavern

[justlittlefrogthings]

everything you write in a book is safe. everything you write on the computer is absolutely subject to ghost haunting

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[amygdala-dan]

This makes no sense

[maxknightley]

it literally could not be more straightforward

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well

This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[beaniebabybdays]

Happy Beanie Bday to: Tiny the mouse!