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my name is micah i am 25

i am australian 🌏 i'm exyu wog and live in narrm. i would really like more australian and kiwi mutuals :)

check out my letterboxd and goodreads. i read and watch a lot of australian and lgbt media

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please dni if you're a terf racist bigot etc etc. i hope you find kindness and peace.

#t for text post #figured i should make a pinned. hello world

ymutate

Theo Platt (British, born 1960)

Shallow, 2025

Oil on canvas

49 × 47 in (124.5 × 119.4 cm)

Private collection

weepingwidar

Leif Engström (Swedish, 1992) - The Invisible Weave (2024)

transparentoctopus

ymutate

1959 Dodge Royal Lancer 2-Door Hardtop (more pics)

Only 6,278 two-door hardtops rolled off production lines in 1959, making this swept-wing Mopar one of Detroit's rarer creations. Virgil Exner's "Forward Look" styling

playwrongs

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

toyastales

Thierry Mugler 1995

toyastales

David Koma Resort 2026

viktor-sbor

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

alkthash

The octopus

meshugenist

me when i fucking get u

#animals #video

mabelsguidetolife

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

mabelsguidetolife

no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..

acuratedlife

json-derulo

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"