los angeles spectre

enter the void

[chrissongzzz]

[mrs-pleasant]

Omg my friend greh called me a poser for being a poser n being outside n missing a band i came to see. I usually talk shit on people like that and now i feel ashamed on myself :(

[yyzzzerrddd]

This makes me laugh really hard. You act like you’re not this type of person, but then you really are...

[strongbowdarkfruit]

you don’t need fun to have alcohol

[ircgalleria]

[ahfistinggloryartholes-blog]

The greatest video I have ever found on the internet oh my god.

[fozby]

time to feed my babies

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[fohk]

those lifeless eyes…

[yyzzzerrddd]

Sally Humphreys is going to give birth to a couple of middle aged Jewish dudes who complain a lot. 

Don’t get confused, they aren’t going to grow up into that, just going to come out automatically 38 years old.

[seriousjones]

[yyzzzerrddd]

Ah, Futurama. The tongue in cheek humour spanned all audiences. 

[pinkfloydvinyl]

[tettixicada-blog]

[minions420]

the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network

[yyzzzerrddd]

I really doubt they were doing a bunch of drugs. Just creative people who probably drank beer after story boarding.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

[skankzzilla-blog]

Oklahoma is a strange state

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

You have no idea

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

Reading that was an experience

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

i found the pictures

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

OH MY GOD

[konpozaa-blog]

there are some stories on tumblr that are too weird or extreme sounding to be true. Sometimes there’s like, one picture, which could be something else out of context with an elaborate story tacked on.

but then there’s this shit and. there’s just. there is absolutely no way for there to be any contest over whether or not that man actually came to school and ate a whole pineapple. There it is. There he goes. There’s no way for anyone to argue this. That boy honest to god is just eating a fucking pineapple at school.

[sese24]

@fangirf

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

i love twitter

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[kv1t-blog]

Can like someone just kill me bc im so worthless. Im not good at anything and i just want to be dead. Im so done with my life. It never gets better. Everyday i just wake up more depressed and still want to end up dead.

[yyzzzerrddd]

[yyzzzerrddd]

Lol never give white co-workers drugs for free. They will automatically treat you like shit while also asking for more free drugs. What the fuck am I, your enabling mother?

[n3v3r]

[sprinkle]

Glow x

[yyzzzerrddd]

So fucking congested.