in your head, they are fighting

Yzla chanca. 19. amateur astrologist. yzma's daughter. sister to zevon. tea maker. activist. star gazer. i've never met a gemini i like. would run away to the stars if given the chance ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ

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[yzlachanca]

↳INSTAROYAL @STARGIRLYZLA UPLOADED A NEW PIC!

bet I can eat the whole thing #alwaysroomfordessert

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[yzlachanca]

adriane-facilier‌:

And you could’ve talked to anyone else in the world and yet you chose to stick your snooty little nose up my way. 

Snooty? Why, because I started a nice and normal conversation with you and you got nasty out of nowhere? The only thing that not letting mean people like you talk down to me makes me is smart, unlike you, who's got your head so far up your own ass that you cough up shit.

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fairyjanex‌:

It’s suggested you do, I’ve just had a bit of trouble deciding… My mom keeps urging me to go into business classes and I just don’t know if that’s my calling. I’m not sure what that is, really. The worst thing that could happen is you try and fail. But even then, you could always try again with a different partner or a different approach, who knows. I get it though! There’s no classes or anything taking up all our thoughts, so it’s easy to start thinking of what’s possible.

The good thing about business classes are that the knowledge you get there can be helpful no matter what you end up doing, so good idea on her part. Or sociology classes, those are multi-purpose degrees. I guess you're right, but who doesn't want to get it right the first time?

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adriane-facilier‌:

Yeah, because I can thoroughly ignore the holidays coming around the corner with every AK wishing me a happy holiday and talking about their plans of where they’re going for winter break. Which, please tell me you’re one of the few leaving because talking with an astro nerd is not how I would like to spend my day. I don’t need to prove anything to some traitor VK like I have any care in the world what your opinion of me is.

That's funny because you could've just said that no, you don't have any skills beyond mindlessly trash-talking things you don't like, but instead you babbled like a brook. Done yet?

[yzlachanca]

TEXT || KALZA

Kalasin: Kill them? They're really easy to catch (except for when you accidentally rip their tails off), you could just put them in habitats and give them out as presents or something later!

Kalasin: Umm... Gani could probably patch you up magically? But you didn't hear that from me.

Yzla: I could catch one but that would mean touching one and BLECH nope no no. And if I ripped their tails off, I would probably legit faint.

Yzla: For real? I thought that was just a rumor.

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adriane-facilier‌:

This holiday season includes Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s. Not my fault you chose the most obvious one that seems to bother you the most. What would we talk about anyways? The stars in the night sky and what it all means? No thanks.

Thanksgiving has been over for a good long while now. If you’re already thinking about New Year’s, you’re more boring than you are bored. Astrology and astronomy are both fascinating subjects that can branch out into millions of different conversations but since that’s above your level of comprehension, we could try something simpler. Do you have any skills beyond mindlessly trash-talking things you don’t like or is that honestly the best you can do?

[yzlachanca]

SELF-ROAST:   Y Z L A   C H A N C A    ⭐⭐⭐    AKA

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fairyjanex‌:

Um… I didn’t pick a major. I’m just taking general classes until I figure it out or just take the classes my mom says are good. Mother knows best, right? Oh, I’m not sure I’ve heard of that one, it sounds vaguely familiar but I can’t place it. But it sounds nice! That makes sense, though, but couldn’t you still patent your recipes or something and just have someone else do the selling for you? Like a partnership!

Really? I thought we had to pick our majors by junior year, huh. If I'd had more time, maybe I would've thought to do the partnership kind of thing you mentioned. I could still do a partnership though -- if someone else could bake and wanted to do the talking half of the business while I did tea concoctions and paperwork, that would honestly be a dream, but dreams don't work unless you do. We'll see, I guess, right? Sorry, blah, I don't mean to blah about my goals. Holiday times make me more introspective, I guess.

[celia-facilier]

Okay, so I know it’s been holiday season and all but please keep your cheerfulness to yourselves or at the very least just not around me. I can’t be the only one in this Auradon good ridden campus that’s already had enough of the intense jolliness. 

[yzlachanca]

It's funny, I've already had enough of the jolliness and of the grinchiness. They're both equally boring. Talk to me about literally anything other than Christmas, I'm begging you.

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fairyjanex‌:

Oh, you even have jobs picked out. Everyone really does have everything figured out, don’t they? What shop is that though, is it near here? I’d love to go check it out. And starting your own business would be amazing! Why is it you don’t think you could handle it? Just because of stress? Shopping doesn’t always bring happiness, I don’t think. It’s a distraction, sure, but I’ve never felt truly happy after shopping for hours, you know?

Yeah, well, even way back on the Isle I knew I wanted to brew special drinks and sell them, which is why I'm in the business program in the first place. How did you pick a major if you don't know what you want to do? And yeah, its in downtown Auradon City. I think it's called Lolly's? I can recognize it when I see it though, come with me if you want. And I don't know. I know I have a good product, and I have some know-how now, but I just don't think I exude a very business woman personality? Like a bad ass boss lady? That's not me. I guess. I love shopping, so long as it's for stuff I like, like candles and ingredients and stuff.

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fairyjanex‌:

If your classes are anything like mine though, the course load alone feels like work. I couldn’t even imagine having a job on top of schoolwork, could you? Tea is good, I just drink it so often normally the hot cocoa is more of a treat. Especially this time of year, it’s really the only time I drink it regularly. Maybe you can find something else to combat it during the holidays?

I would love to have a job on top of schoolwork, honestly. I just know I wouldn't be able to handle it, but if I could, I'd get a job as a server at this cute little tea and pastry shop. Or else I'd try launching my own line of pre-blended bottled teas, but that'll have to wait till after college. And I guess. I wish I could combat seasonal depression with holiday shopping but with who's money, you know?

[yzlachanca]

This girl keeps insisting there's nothing between us but our star + Tcharts say we're meant to be. What do I do?

Star charts can’t tell you that you’re “meant to be”, only that you’re highly compatible. And if you and this girl are highly compatible but she’s not seeing it yet, maybe it just means that you’re utterly compatible as friends. What are your Venus signs? Those will tell you if there’s something more than friendship there, but not as much as she’ll tell you. Remember, if you really like this girl, the best thing you can do for her is to listen to her and respect what she wants!

send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

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fairyjanex‌:

I refuse to believe that! We’re in college, probably the most stressful years of our lives! All of us are busy. But oh my goodness, I know that feeling. I just want to curl up in a blanket and sit by the fire with a hot cocoa, maybe even do some reading but even that feels like too much to really count as lazing about. Um, no I don’t think it does. I know it’s not everyone’s favorite part, I think there’s even less people decorating outside these days, but I’m not really sure. But at least it’s only for a couple of weeks! Then you can see the stars again like normal!

Not really. All I'm doing is school, it's not like I have a job or a life or anything. Hot cocoa is alright but replace that with a steaming cup of great tea? Ecstasy. A couple of weeks of not seeing the stars feels like a couple of weeks of seasonal depression but oh well. At least it's not forever.

[yzlachanca]

text 💬 hezla

Hemi: Dirt's cool, but the rest of that stuff? No bueno! And was your dirt even good for growing stuff or was it all just full of bottle caps and can rings and knives?

Hemi: Oh, I thought you were still being confusing and playing the opposite game! My bad!

Yzla: Dirt is objectively not a good present and you know it, unless it's fancy dirt and the dirt on the Isle was definitely not fancy. Why oh why did people leave knives on the ground? It made walking around barefoot very dangerous!

Yzla: The opposite game?

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fairyjanex‌:

A break from a busy schedule is nice sometimes, I agree. But no, can’t really say I have anything really planned either, other than go look at all the lights once everyone’s got their decorations up. I know there’s a lot already, it just seems like there’s more done after Thanksgiving.

My schedule isn't even busy like yours is, I wish I had that excuse for wanting to be lazy. I just get tired easier the colder it is outside. I actually hate all the lights for the holidays, does that make me a grinch? It just makes it that much harder to see the natural lights, the stars.

[yzlachanca]

text ✉️ dizzy & yzla

Dizzy: But someone else validating my probably not so good decisions is exactly what I needed :)

Dizzy: This whole adult thing is weird. I'm just so used to my whole life being planned out by my grandma, but now she's not here to tell me to eat real food instead.

Yzla: Dizzy, listen to me -- pizza is never a bad decision :)

Yzla: Funny, I feel the same way about being without my mom sometimes. She was pretty controlling and I grew up thinking she was the smartest person ever so trying to come up with things myself feels fruitless a lot of the times.

Yzla: Hey, maybe some of us VKs suffering from Lack of Tyrannical Family Syndrome should form a group chat where all we do is validate each other.

[fairyjanex]

Is anyone else excited for the holidays? It seems like every year they get here faster and faster… I could have sworn yesterday was Halloween and it’s already almost Thanksgiving! What is everyone going to be doing on their breaks? Anything exciting?

[yzlachanca]

I have no plans, but I'm excited for the break anyway. Who doesn't want time off of school, right? What about you? You doing anything for the break?