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This is illegal!
Haha hilarious Adam, keep up the good work.
Welcome to the team, HG.
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draw your otp x
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"Menace" homing thistle.
I never realized how angry they look….
For some reason I always thought GK sounds like TF2 Scout.
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Just letting you know where this blog stands..
where? in a pit of homophobia?
This is my OTP, and if you don’t ship them, you’re the homophobe. Sorry I don’t make the rules. 💅🏻
I’m gay and you’re a person who took two homophobes and used being gay as your fucking punchline. as if being gay is a shameful, hilarious, embarrassing punishment. you’re a homophobe.
If anything, it should be offensive to them since they’re so homophobic.
Also, I’m gay myself, so fuck you very much. ☺️
I bet by gay you mean like pansexual or something aiddjsha also yeah. It probably would be. You’re still using us as the punchline. The joke here is that they’re gay. That’s the joke youre making. That a bunch of homophobes are gay and that that’s somehow funny.
No, I’m not pansexual. I’m only attracted to girls so…
And the post is funny because Trump and Putin are not actually gay, and people act like they’re so close, when they’re really not.
So it’s like making fun of them because they’re homophobic, but also making fun of the media for portraying this close relationship between the two as if they’re best friends or whatever, when they’re really not.
Damn, I didn’t realize how deep this post got. It was only supposed to be a lighthearted post, but this is Tumblr I guess..
Yikes, y'all take EVERYTHING waaaaaaaaaay too seriously. I’m honestly amazed that they’d never seen the Trumputin meme before!
Seriously wtf is wrong with that guy?
“I am gay and deeply offended by this completely harmless joke that I somehow took seriously!” “Okay? I’m gay too and I’m just chipping in on a silly meme that makes fun of people legitimately thinking that Putin and Trump are super close.” “Ha ha, I bet you’re not REALLY gay, you’re just a FAKE gay like a pansexual!” (SPEAKING OF GAY PEOPLE CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC…) “I’m a chick and I like chicks sooooo…” “H-HERESY! You need to be insulted by something that you have to go to conspiracy-theorist levels of paranoia and idiocy to actually be insulted about if you’re REALLY gay! Individual thought is bad! Opinions that aren’t mine held by people who are in the same subgroups that I am are clearly fakers and homophobes!” 🙄
I know I can’t believe they assumed I was pansexual when I said I’m gay, like that awkward moment when you complain about homophobia while being homophobic.
Humor is like food: not everybody has it
Trump laid naked, without suit or socks, beneath Putin, the sexy devil. Our orange man’s thighs were quivering in suppressed arousal as he looked up at the man above him, all submissive and needy. Putin eyed Trump with a dominating smirk. In an flash, he was on the president. Their bare bodies pressed flush against each other. Their sticky, sweaty skin rubbed together deliciously. Trump felt blood rush to his two inch cock. “Fuck me, Daddy!” He cried, going insane from the Russian’s teasing. “Do you think you deserve it?” was Putin’s reply. The smirk never left his face. He pumped Trump’s baby carrot roughly, making Trump arch his back and whimper, gripping the bed sheets hard. “Stop teasing,” he whined. It was music to Putin’s ears. Putin suddenly thrust into him, without lube or preparation because Trumpy Boi here is a huge ass masochist. “Ahn!” Trump cried, shoving his ass back onto Putin’s cock. Putin growled, immediately picking up a hard, rough pace, slamming into Trump with force and passion. Trump was moaning so fucking loud. He sunk his teeth into the bed sheets in an attempt to silence himself. Putin was having none of that. He gripped Trump’s hair, pulling his hair piece off. “Oops.” “My hair!” cried Trump. “Sorry, baby,” Putin mumbled awkwardly. He patted Trump’s hair back on his little head (not his cock head, mind you). Trump glared at his Russian lover, but then gasped and threw his head back. “Fuck!” Putin has slammed back into him as if their little mishap never happened, his balls slapping against Trump’s spray-tanned ass cheeks. Trump was moaning dirty obsceneties and bucking his hips up to meet Putin’s thrusts. “God, Daddy Russia, you’re so good!” Trump babbled, drool dripping down his chin. “I get so h- hah! h-hard when you fuck me like this, ohh…” “Come for me, Trumpy Boi,” Putin whispered seductively, locking eyes with his lover. Trump whimpered, then gave into the pleasure, allow his carrot cock to spurt out ranch dressing all over the man on top of him. Putin groaned, thrusting deep into Trump’s asshole before coming vanilla frosting. Trump moaned as he felt the delicious treat filling him up, dripping out of his hole. Putin gave him a tired smirk, pulling out of him slowly. Trump, the little slut, moaned as he felt himself being unstretched. Michelle Obama suddenly walked in. “Oh my god,” she said. The gays looked at her in fear. “Oh my god,” she said again. “YAOI!” Trump and Putin looked to each other, eyes wide. Fuck. “Barack, get your sexy black ass in here!” “What is it, Michelle?” Barack muttered as he walked into the room. “I’m trying to scare children into submissi- oh my…” His eyes locked on the two gay men who were covered in each other’s alfredo sauce, sweaty and naked and gay. “Yaoi…” He said to himself in shock. Michelle crossed her arms and nodded. “Mhm-hm.” “They fucked on my bed!” Barron said, completely mortified.. The others gasped. “Son, when’d you get in here?” Trump asked in shock. “Oh, I came through the open window,” Barron told his father with an innocent smile. They all looked at the window. It was wide open and outside were a bunch of reporters. “Fuck…” Putin mumbled. “Now they’ll know I have ties with Russia!” Trump cried. He looked down at the striped tie on his neck. Putin wore an identical one. “They match and everything!” Barron shrugged. “It’ll make a good news story!” And that it did.
OH MAY GAD IT’S FUCKING YAOI
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my fan plant is in the game???
what fan plant
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.
Determination.
Processes for the last three paintings! Painting is always an interesting challenge, each one has unique difficulties. Enjoy!