Oy.
Dear World,
About Australia. Yes, we have an intertesting aray of things that continually make the top ten list of things Mother Nature made when she was having a bad day and decided we all needed to die, but for crying out load!
In 47 years, out side of a zoo, I've seen six snakes, all semi boring black ones. Maybe three spiders that weren't Huntsmans and daddy long legs, one huge, one ugly, both harmless. Hell I've let three huntsmans (it's the huge spider, google it) live in my bedroom because I couldn't be bother with catch and release thing.
And I've seen exactly zero sharks, blue ring octopus, crocodlies, box jelly fish, stone fish and, I dunno, whatever fun stuff we have here. Kangaroo's can go fairly rogue, but nope, never seen that either.
Dear stevedangle, we don't do kodomo dragons, I do believe they're an Indonesian thing.
Short story is...if you come here, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE!!
*rubs temples*
Thank you and goodnight.
