xXFinnTasticAydenXx

big ethgoesboom fan but i like other stuff too :3

[lordymcdingus]

I know I put this banner on top of every art related post but just a reminder that

my commissions are still open!!

be sure u follow me before dm-ing me an order!!

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[lordymcdingus]

EthGoesBOOM if it was written by [SOME OF] the fans

text (bc my handwriting can be hard to read sometimes):

Golden Freddy: “Hey, we’re sorry for erasing your memories and then abandoning y’all to deal with it yourselves, we didn’t mean it.”

Puppet: “We’re INNOCENT and did NOTHING WRONG! PLEASE forgive us!”

Freddy: “OK! We ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY forgive you and have no complicated feelings about this whatsoever bc you’re our friends and we’ll NEVER have a negative opinion about you!”

[FRIENDSHIP] [and then nothing interesting happened on the channel again bc every storyline ended like this]

[lordymcdingus]

comm done for @/SquishJaice

comms are still open btw :3

[lordymcdingus]

i did a funni

[lordymcdingus]

lowkey need more ppl to vote for BB or Toy Freddy bc it’s actually been like 8 months-a year since we last saw them on the channel and we NEEEEEEED to see how the Toys are handling what’s going on in the current storyline 🙏🙏🙏

poll here

[lordymcdingus]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[paigethepuppet]

IIIIIIt's Punishment Time!~

[lordymcdingus]

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[lordymcdingus]

lowkey need more ppl to vote for BB or Toy Freddy bc it’s actually been like 8 months-a year since we last saw them on the channel and we NEEEEEEED to see how the Toys are handling what’s going on in the current storyline 🙏🙏🙏

poll here

[lordymcdingus]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[lordymcdingus]

This is the most legit passion i felt drawing a ship in a while and idk what that says about me

[lordymcdingus]

lowkey need more ppl to vote for BB or Toy Freddy bc it’s actually been like 8 months-a year since we last saw them on the channel and we NEEEEEEED to see how the Toys are handling what’s going on in the current storyline 🙏🙏🙏

poll here

[lordymcdingus]

is there a run of deltarune where you can ethically murder Berdley and Flowery and no one else?

[lordymcdingus]

^^ that’s a joke lads

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[lordymcdingus]

[lordymcdingus]

CUZ EVERY TIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING-

[lordymcdingus]

Take that’s in a non-specific temperature bc idk how many ppl actually would agree/disagree with me on this

Introducing human fnaf characters into EthGoesBOOM (like the night guards and stuff) would kill the entire purpose of the channel in my eyes bc of how animatronic-centric the egb story is.

phone guy is an exception bc in that universe he literally is just a phone.

[ashes2caches]

more like 250 years of bullshit.

[lordymcdingus]

Golden Freddy’s entire character in every storyline in a nutshell

vvv based on this vvv

[w4ffl3t41l-65]

you probably think i'm a monster, right?

if someone was wearing your skin… and they went, and maybe even killed someone… would you like that? thought so.

[lordymcdingus]

When the yaoi is toxic and doomed

vvv textless + inspo vvv