@ZacharyAbrams: started doing shaka to greet the bros ironically and now i just cant stop. send help
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@ZacharyAbrams: started doing shaka to greet the bros ironically and now i just cant stop. send help
saf-holiday:
“there’s no debating here. i’m the teacher in this subject sir.” she points out before he makes the hypothetical. “personality? well first off you’ve gotta be kind, not just in the sense of being nice, like go out of your way to do something for her. offer a drink or a jacket, those kinds of things.” she begins before falling into place with the other items on her list. “you’ve gotta have charisma. charisma not charm, charm is just pretending you have charisma. you’ve got to have manners - which man you need to work on. manners is a broad term, i mean not instantly insinuating sex or the likes. approach like you would to just make a friend, then ease your way into flirting. you can’t just open with a line and expect it to go well.”
“If you’re the teacher, why are you calling me sir?” He returned, dragging his fingers through his styled bed head hair. Her list was very specific, she knew what she liked and honestly? He liked that. He liked someone who was very sure of themselves. “Sounds.. easy?” He was hesitant with his words, knowing she would probably find another way to rip him to pieces, something she seemed to be awful good at already. “So I need Charisma, which I have. Manners which I would say I have, and try the friend approach and somehow not be instantly friendzoned. That last one seems impossible. I find it hard to believe that if a guy acted all friendly first off that you wouldn’t immediately friendzone the poor boy.” He shrugged, “Or just punch him, which is what it looks like you wanna do to me.”
qpuckfabray:
Quinn let out a small scoff at the boy’s bluntness. “Both, perhaps. Only one guy completely won me over. And he had a lot of game,” she said, smiling softly. “And yes, I have some experience in that department,” she said, blushing.
“A lot of game, huh? I’ll take your word for that. ” He chuckled, his brow raising in interested. Most kids gossiped about their parents, this was a detail that no one had divulged yet. “Now that is interestng. And highly unexpected. I like surprises though.”
scarlettelopierce:
“honest to god, i’ve had no fuckin’ luck today, i’m pretty pissed,”
“I haven’t even been getting any sympathy. Instead people are like ‘go outside’ or ‘meet girls for real not online’. Like don’t disrepsect the process.”
qpuckfabray:
“Girls want you to approach them, though. Trust me. Find one that seems like she’s interested in you, and buy her a drink.”
“Is that how all the guys won you over, Ms Puckerman?” It was cheeky, but he couldn’t help himself. “Or have you got a lot of experience in picking up girls?”
burgessem:
“Maybe you should take a break? Do something else?”
“There’s only so much you can do in this town before going insane. My phone is my prime source of entertainment. Even the Lima Bean is boring now.”
zinniaxrose:
“Tinder kinda creeps me out. I’m glad that people can’t send pics on it though because that’s all types of mental scarring I do not need.”
“Nah, you can send pictures. People just tend not to. I’m not about to be sending pictures of my junk out on Tinder. That’s an in person sight.”
IS THAT [ CHARLES MELTON ] ? OH NO , IT’S JUST [ ZACHARY ABRAMS ] ! THE [ 19 ] YEAR OLD [ MALE ] GOES BY [ HE/HIM ] , AND WAS BORN ON [ 3RD MARCH ] . THEY ARE USUALLY LABELED AS [ THE PARTY ANIMAL ] AROUND TOWN . THEY ARE A [ FRESHMAN ] IN [ COLLEGE ] . RUMOR HAS IT , THEY [ DJ AT ILLEGAL RAVES OUT OF TOWN IN ORDER TO MAKE EXTRA MONEY ] , BUT YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT FROM ME .
burgessem:
“That doesn’t sound fun at all.”
“I’ve actually got cramp in my thumb, can you believe it? It’s getting a bit pathetic now.”
saf-holiday:
zacharyattack:
“Who relies on a bio these days? All you gotta do is rely on the abs. No one can resist a little flash of this washboard. Bios are lame, no one even reads them, it’s all about looks. And girls love mine. I’m sure you’d agree?”
“listen, as your target market, i think you should be listening to the qualifiers here. i’m not gonna hook up with some jackass who thinks he’s hot shit and is gonna take up half an hour of my time before giving me 2 minutes in bed before he’s out the door.” she explains before putting a hand on her hip. “so if you want to get your dick wet more frequently, maybe act like a decent human being and talk to the girl like she’s a human versus your dirty gym sock you hide from your mom.”
“Hey! I last way longer than two minutes and I’m insulted you’d have thought less of me.” Of course he was only going to reply to the latter half of her statement, he was greatly insulted. “Oh, come on. I talk to girls all the time. But do girls seriously think that the guys they come across on Tinder of all places are really looking for a converation and a ‘getting to know me’ session. Everyone on that app is on it for one reason only and it’s for a bang. Plus I’m decent enough to make them breakfast the next morning.”
qpuckfabray:
“Have you tried meeting someone at a bar or something? It’ll probably be easier.”
“Some how it’s not. Girls travel in packs. It’s like the most intimiating thing I’ve ever seen.”
saf-holiday:
‘an idea, stop relying on an app to get you a date.’
“What do you mean ‘date’? I never said I was gonna date these girls. Just enjoy their company for a night...”
“You know it’s a bad day when even Tinder is boring. I’m not even getting a match, can you believe this bull?”
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