ft the jonas brothers

zach jaffri. freak. sixteen. sophomore. failing to give fucks.

[em-leblanc-deactivated20150114]

I guess that’s true, I’m not applying to colleges for a long time.

[zachjaffri]

See, no need to worry.

[em-leblanc-deactivated20150114]

Thanks, Zach, I’ll try.

[zachjaffri]

As long as you pass the class, it won't matter in the long run.

[em-leblanc-deactivated20150114]

Looks like I failed another Biology test…

[zachjaffri]

Don't let it get you down, blondie.

[zachjaffri]

@thatssofletch: @zjaff fckin loser @bumbleb

@thatssofletch: i rly do im the bstest friend @zjaff

@zjaff: yoo @bumbleb is the shit @thatssofletch

@zjaff: u r the best @thatssofletch

[zachjaffri]

@thatssofletch: @zjaff we hve a loser tagalong bt ill buy u s/thing pretty 2 make up 4 it

@zjaff: who is it??? @thatssofletch

@zjaff: u know how 2 treat me rite @thatssofletch

[zachjaffri]

@thatssofletch: no yoooooooooo urself my man @zjaff u in??

@zjaff: um duh @thatssofletch

[zachjaffri]

@thatssofletch: skl is so depressing fml sum1 skip w/me

@zjaff: yoooooo @thatssofetch

[sadiewalcott-blog]

Was that a request to come with? Because if it was just do it and stop waiting to be invited like a child. 

[zachjaffri]

What the fuck does that even mean? Nothing you say makes sense. It's fucking hilarious. Whatever. Let's go.

[sadiewalcott-blog]

I dunno, I know i’m going to have a spliff. You do what you want with your life mate. 

[zachjaffri]

Was that an offer to share? Kinda sounded like it.

[sadiewalcott-blog]

I’d have plenty if they were free

[zachjaffri]

Where exactly is this conversation going? 'Cause you ran it into the ground.

[sadiewalcott-blog]

An award seems a bit much, i’ll take a spliff though, thanks

[zachjaffri]

You say that like they're free.

[sadiewalcott-blog]

Weekend, finally, no more school. Oh no wait, I didn’t go this week anyway. 

[zachjaffri]

You want a fuckin' award or something?

[b-harwood]

Now tell me I’m your favorite butt. It’s polite.

[zachjaffri]

Okay, fine. You're my favorite butt.

[b-harwood]

You’re right. You might also be my favorite butt ever.

[zachjaffri]

You're damn right I am!

[b-harwood]

You’re such a butt.

[zachjaffri]

Yeah, but I'm the prettiest butt you know.

[b-harwood]

Think about this first, Zach. Everyone will have to go into counselling about what they’ve seen, including you. Is it worth it?

[zachjaffri]

Are you kidding? That's even better!

[b-harwood]

It won’t be pretty. Make it twenty-five and I’ll let it happen in the middle cheering tonight.

[zachjaffri]

Oh, fuck yeah! Deal!