[dillonhasablog]

Can’t change the facts, bro.

[zachpl]

Hey, at least I have girls in my room. Thats more than you get.

[skymurrs-deactivated20141027]

Do I look like Natalie Dormer?

[zachpl]

Well, no. Not really. But I'm just saying you could probably still pull it off.

[jxsminepl-deactivated20141027]

He makes me wanna stab myself.

[zachpl]

Has anyone ever told you you are really over dramatic?

[dillonhasablog]

That’s right, how could I forget about that? That must be why all the girls leave your room at night —- they can’t handle the morning looks.

[zachpl]

Gasp, that is ro0d.

[skymurrs-deactivated20141027]

Exactly, he gets his beautiful looks from just me and only me.

Oh noo, he’ll be a mess. He’ll probably try to cut my hair.

[zachpl]

You don't think you could pull off that whole, have buzzed head look? Natalie Dormer didn't look bad with it.

[jxsminepl-deactivated20141027]

Have you met Dillon? He’s 100% more annoying than you.

[zachpl]

Dillon is more annoying than me? No way.

[skymurrs-deactivated20141027]

Correction. I’m beautiful. Don’t make me go all Xtina on you, boy. I’ll belt it out in every single way. Alright?

But no really his hair is getting so long and he refuses to get it cut.

[zachpl]

Oh, I'm so sorry, you're beautiful and he gets his beautifulness from you? 

We should just distract him with some spongebob and buzz it off. 

[skymurrs-deactivated20141027]

The answer is me, duh.

[zachpl]

You're not handsome Sky. You're pretty. Handsome and pretty are two different things. Although he does definitely get his hair from you.

[jxsminepl-deactivated20141027]

That’s a lie. If you went mute I’d be the happiest girl in the world.

[zachpl]

If i was mute then who would annoy you. No one's as good at it as I am Jazzy.

[jxsminepl-deactivated20141027]

Stop talking to me. I’m not even pretending to care.

[zachpl]

Aw come on Jazzy. You love talking to me, don't lie.

[dillonhasablog]

You’re too beautiful. The pillow marks and morning breath about give me a heart attack every morning.

[zachpl]

Don't forget about my sexy bedhead and morning stubble. They all add up to one killer good look. 

[skymurrs-deactivated20141027]

Liars go to hell, Zachery. 

[zachpl]

Where do you think Baby G gets his devilishly handsomeness? 

[dillonhasablog]

Bae I’ve seen you in the morning…

I should be the one worried.

XD

[zachpl]

Are you saying I don't look beautiful in the morning?

[skymurrs-deactivated20141027]

Is that why you’re still alive? Not cute enough?

[zachpl]

No no. I practically have a heart attack every morning, cause I've got such killer looks.

[dillonhasablog]

Dude. So true.

*insert cute gif here*

[zachpl]

I know I almost die from my good looks every morning, but then I have to remind myself "I woke up like this"

[zachpl]

Little known fact: Mirrors are the leading cause of death among people who have looks that kill.

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