furries can do infinite crime

i don't know a dang thing other than i am absolutely not straight / probably a werewolf / this is a grab bag even i don't know what's in here sometimes

[phoxy-fox]

i dont even think my blog had any nsfw content on it but if it dies it dies

[claycaduceus]

insane clown posse man was at midwest fur fest in a fucking juggalo fursuit oh my god

[claycaduceus]

[mastermind-is-doing-her-best-de]

Hey so listen,

I don’t like making fun of furries to begin with, especially since they’re not all as bad as a lot of people make them out to be. But definitely, don’t lean on the horn with Violent J.

If you don’t know, Violent J is the leader of Insane Clown Posse. His daughter is a furry. Despite his notoriety, J isn’t rich at all. So you can imagine when his daughter ordered a fur suit and essentially got scammed (which, by the way, as someone who makes stuffed animals from time to time and alters clothes here and there– faux fur is pretty expensive if it’s the good kind. An entire suit out of the shit is a whole ass arm) they were pissed.

But instead of J just kinda shrugging it off or shaming her for being trickers or whatever, the man made a whole call out video to the company and set it up like a show.

So gawk if you want, but just know, Violent J is a supportive dad and I gotta give my props to him. I know I wish my guardian or mom would’ve gotten at least a bit interested when I went to my first anime con. It’s good to see he’s standing behind her like this.

[profoundingly]

those good good west virginia wasteland boys

[profoundingly]

if I could capture his expression in that picture fully, Pixar would have to hire me on the spot

[merle-casts-zone-of-truth]

Me, doing research on infants: [writes “baby had snack” in notes]

The presence of Final Pam that’s taken permanent residence in my mind:

[d3moneyes]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shout out to what is, in my humble opinion, my only good post

[jesiecastro]

RIP Stephen Hillenburg. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE. 🍍

[eskiworks]

He’s coming for you…. Recommended listening - https://8tracks.com/drekkihawke/outlaw-mix

[eskiworks]

OK FINE GUYS

[rainy--daisy-deactivated2019082]

OUR HOUSE

IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET

OUR HOUSE

SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR FEET

[zonerbonerz]

Chaotic good

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funnypicsdept]

[shampooligan]

i have no idea whether or not i can classify this character as “ruggedly handsome” so i literally did an image search for “ruggedly handsome man” and im no closer to an answer. this

and this

were both top results

[goodatyugioh]

they both look like werewolves except the top guy is from a video game where he constantly wrestles with his beast self and his human self and it’s a metaphor for the rage inside us all and he probably accidentally kills his girlfriend and the bottom guy is on a sitcom where he doesn’t keep track of the phases of the moon and his kids are always embarrassed when he turns into a werewolf at the movie theatre and eats all the popcorn

[lyril]

theyre dating

[pancakeke]

[theflyingfoxy]

me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-

brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets

[politicallypeng-deactivated2013]

Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

[anarchohellenism]

Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”

THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!

[queeranarchism]

[commander-ledi]

i have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh four personality traits. and they are

chronic back pain

monster fucking

gay

video game