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Kim shut off the waters and dried herself before going out to the room to get her clothes and changing back. Drying her hair with the towel, they were damp. “I could just say I was at the pool.” She muttered as she finished getting ready. Helping in picking the room up before she looked at him. “Alright. Ready? Nothing is out of place. Looks ok. . “

He ran his hand through his hair, and then he looked at the girl “How noticable is it that my Hair’s wet?” He chewed on his lip gently, and then he said “We miught have to ssay I was in the pool too. Anything specific you want to do or talk about in this?” He set the camera up in front of them, and then hit record, and said his intro. “Hey guys and gals, this is Zack, and you’re on my channel.”

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Her eyes followed him as he moved in front of her. “Not sure. I’m really enjoying the view.” She lightly laughed and found herself nodding. “I recently uploaded in my vlog getting here and even played my violin for them for a little while. The fans would love to see us do something together while here.” She looked up at him and smiled. “Of course we’ll leave out a few details. I’m game.”

Zack smiled slightly and then he said: “well, we should probably get our clothes on or they might get a little suspicious.” He walked out of the room and picked his clothes up that he was wearing earlier. He slid them on slowly, and then picked up the camera that he had been carrying earlier, and began setting it up. Then he picked up anything around the room that would make the viewers suspicious.

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Kimberly slightly jumped the moment he put his arms around her waist. “Shut it.” She told him. “I am basically am already done. I’m just enjoying the water.” She looked up from behind her. “So, help came too late.” She chuckled as she rolled her eyes her own hands being held out as the water came running down and more steam rised.

Zack smirked at her, and then he looked around “Well if you don’t want me to help you shower than what do you want me to do.” He moved in front of her and began to rinse himself off quickly. He ran his hand through his curly locks “We could make a video. I”m not joking around and meaning a sex tape either the fans are probably going to want to know what we’re doing on this trip. We can probably leave out a few details though.”

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“I repeat. You are insufferable.” She commented. In the shower, Kimberly took that time to think clearly and her thoughts didn’t help much given the dilemma it had. Her body still hummed in feel good after all. “Get it together, Kim.” She sighed as she let the warm water rinse her body after lathering it. Staying there for a while as she stopped all thoughts to enjoy the water.

After a while of thinking, he decided that following her in there was the best option. He walked into the bathroom and then he walked up behind her putting his arms around her waist then he whispered with a small smirk “Yeah, kim get it together.” He looked her body up and down “I decided that you were going to need some help in here.”

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“Ignore the fact that I asked for your arrogant ass validation, okay? Just realized that I don’t need it,” Ezra responded with an eyeroll, bumping his foot lightly against Zack’s side before lying back on the couch. “Well, if you know that you’re fuckable, why should the comments matter?” He retorted. Although his question seemed HYPOCRITICAL, he didn’t actually need the validation of the internet; all he needed was its attention and RESPONSE. “But I’m the indulgent one in this group so, I’ll indulge you,” He grinned before looking back at the comments and reading one aloud. “Oh. Here’s one about you: Zack is my fave because he’s so pretty it’s unreal. And his cheekbones are amazing. With lots of heart eye emojis. Is your ego satisfied?”

He smirked at him, and then he said “Well I know I”m fuckable, but it’s still nice to hear it from other people every now and them. I mean I usually hear it in person, but I don’t know getting compliments from strangers on the internet is pretty fun too. He looked around with a smirk “See that's so nice to hear I mean I am pretty so I get it, but the heart eyes really push it over the edge. Yeah, it’s satisfied for now.” He shrugged a little, and then he said: “What made you decide to read comments anyway isn’t it kinda like common knowledge that you’re supposed to ignore them.”

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So, he’s seen you naked? That’s usually how these things work.

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Ezra gave an exaggerated, AFFRONTED gasp, sitting up from where he was lying on the couch and shoving his phone in the face of the person sitting on the other end of the couch. “Can you believe this shit?!” He yelled, not really offended by the comment he had just read on their latest vlog but at the same time, feeling as though his role in the squad REQUIRED it somehow. He was the ‘chill’ one but he was also the ‘shallow’ one in the eyes of the internet and although Ezra wasn’t actually shallow by any means, he still felt like he needed to live up to his internet PERSONA. “This person’s saying that I’m the least fuckable one on the squad. Such bullshit.” He looked at his companion questioningly. “You’d fuck me, right?”

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Zack looked at the boy with a small smirk, and then he said “Oh, Yeah you are totally fuckable. I mean to me everyone is fuckable so I’m not sure how much that means everything but...” He looked around with a smirk and then he said “but on the downside, you do have me that you need to live up to the standards. He smirked slightly,. and then he said “Did they say anything about me because I think I”m pretty fucking fuckable.” He smirked a little, and then he looked around “But like really what all are they saying after us.”