Welcome to My Neck of the Woods...

brandon / twenty nine / cinci

[thememedaddy]

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[segamascott]

i've got my friday boner on

[screenshotsofdespair]

[superjustaguyblog]

me @ my cute (consenting) mutuals

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[navigaero]

reblog to slide it in

[celestialselfs]

a virgo starter pack, lovingly compiled

◇ virgo starter pack ◇

— apologizing for things that arent your fault — rewriting the same email 4 times before sending — noticing when someone changes their hair, their tone, their energy — saying "its fine" while making a mental list — being called "harsh" for pointing out what everyone else saw too — caring so much it reads as not caring at all — asking "are you okay?" as a love language — knowing exactly where everything is, until you dont — the specific exhaustion of being the person who notices

◇ · ◇ · ◇

(your hand knows all of this. celestial-self.vercel.app, free)

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

what if two men had sex? how would they do it?

[profoak-deactivated20140217]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[pocketphoenix]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[marleencrossing]

animal crossing ~ (122/?)

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[pnglove]

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[ohxxlapetitemort]

Need to relax? Masturbate! Need to sleep? Masturbate! Need to cry?... Masturbate...!