[zakhvatchik]

a. wow ok

[dragons]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

[dragon-dad-who-cares-not]

HAPPY DRAGON DAY MY CHILDREN

LET’S GO DESTROY A NAZI VILLAGE

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[zakhvatchik]

ew omg

[brokenbloodymolars]

Oh shit u back

[zakhvatchik]

yeah I've been on another tumblr acc and being on this one kinda makes me uncomfy and I've really changed as a person almost entirely since I've left, I'm a lot happier too and in a healthy relationship with someone I genuinely love and arent afraid of

[brokenbloodymolars]

Hell yeah. That's good to hear.

[zakhvatchik]

yeah I might start this blog over completely if theres a way to delete all my posts bc I'm not really into this stuff anymore but idk

[zakhvatchik]

ew omg

[brokenbloodymolars]

Oh shit u back

[zakhvatchik]

yeah I've been on another tumblr acc and being on this one kinda makes me uncomfy and I've really changed as a person almost entirely since I've left, I'm a lot happier too and in a healthy relationship with someone I genuinely love and arent afraid of

[zakhvatchik]

ew omg

[starridge]

my favorite ship dynamics thing from twitter

[sugarsculls]

twitter started this really cute ship dynamics meme, so I came bearing crystalcore ships

[haesan]

so here are my fav ship dynamics……

[albaaca]

here are some of my favorite (the best) ship dynamics

[waywardspicy]

honestly? I’d die for this dynamic

[l0verseyes]

my ship dynamic kryptonite

[jakehercydraws-archive]

SSSHIP,, DYNAMICS,,,,,???

[weswardart]

[image description: Four images of couple-types. Image A: Blue person is grumpy, yellow person is grinning. Various text says: “Summer Crunch.” Both self-sacrificing and doting. Both bad at being sick. Blue is soft and gooey inside. Says, “Hurt them and I break you.” Yellow has a dark and tragic backstory. Says, “I smile thru the pain!!”

Image B: Green person holds a knife under the chin of the blue person. Bites a nail and blushes. Blue person holds the knife wrist in one hand and a gun in the other, clearly uncomfortable. Various text says: “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You!” Green is definitely bad new. Are their advances deadly or romantic? Who can tell?!? Could be blood, could be lipstick… Blue says, “Why do I have bad taste?” Keeps getting sucked in. Definitely not paid enough for this shit…

Image C: Yellow person holds pink person close and kisses their cheek. Various text says: Hopelessly cute. Disgustingly devoted. Pls visit local dentist. Might be 25? Might be grandparents. WHO CAN TELL?? You could kill one of them and the other couldn’t stop you, but there will be a special place in hell for you. 2 puffs in a pod. Sweet at the pie they co-bake.

Image D: Purple person and fushia person are wrapped in an embrace looking at each other lovingly. Fushia points a gun over the shoulder of purple. Purple holds TNT behind fushia. Various text says: Gunpowder is romantic. “Work Wife” (regardless of gender). Partners in crime. Will kill the bitch who puts a scratch on the other. Stitches are foreplay.]

hi there was a meme on twitter…

see if you can guess which fandom ships fit in each category

[isei-silva]

So this favorite ship dynamics thing is going on so here are my now not so secret guilty pleasures

[smorxy-moved]

Oops, a painting the quality of the Mymbles Daughter is about 20 dollars, not 12!

[nicecarito]

I have more shipping dynamics but i have to do a super mega big list xD so this is my part one hahahaha