It was all a Dream

"Don't make that face being dead has its advantages."

[cynicizm-deactivated20190321]

these are my favorite underwear i think

[stream]

Atlanta \ 2x01 \ Alligator Man

[a-seidelman-deactivated20190521]

AND HERE COMES THE FIST!!!

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[kisskissfuckshitup]

this will forever be my favorite joke in this entire fucking game

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[clevergirl]

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Tommy the turdmobile via Shitty_Car_Mods

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

[theeggshavelegs-deactivated2019]

An Exorcism is basically a Catholic priest Yeeting the demon out of your body.

[strawbebehmod]

Ok, as a catholic, I have to say this is extremely incorrect. It is not a priest yeeting the demon out of your body.

It’s God shouting BEGONE THOT through the priest to send the demon away.

[stability]

[2headedgrrrl]

[10knotes]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

[rosenub]

Spongebob holding a fetus

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

bitch i choked on my water

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

you've heard of Death Note, now get ready for

LiveJournal

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.