Give Me Titties Or Give Me Death

Ponysona art by Marshall

[surinnit]

Yes clark maybe you were the problem

[bellabolgerart]

mother mary couldn’t save this lamb 🐑

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[gothluv]

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

[tothewhirlwind]

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

[anonymouscomrade]

planned obsolescence strikes again

[one-hell-of-a-sheep]

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gay

[yurious-george]

compelling argument

[mossadspydolphin]

what does this say about victor hugo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no he was just french

[jam-the-hologram]

R.R Tolkien?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

autistic infodumping

[elden-12]

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[dangerously-human]

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

[shylo-vitari-apologist]

-ACOK Arya VII

Obvs we can’t know if this is real or just gossip but like. Imagine some guys made fun of your dad 30 years ago and it made you so insecure that you abandon your legendary ancestral fortress to go live in Cursed Ruined Monument to Hubris because it’s technically larger and has a better strategic position and you Must Have The Biggest Castle Because Then They Won’t Laugh At You

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[burrichiv]

The sobs that Brienne heard were all her own. When she realized that, she threw down her knife and shuddered. “I’m sorry that I never trusted you. I don’t know how to do that anymore.” — (Brienne IV, AFFC)

art by @flargied, can't believe i forgot to post my commission here!! thank you so much again!

[bogleech]

[mmorgasz]

Sansa Stark (from A Song of Ice and Fire)

[byjove]

So delighted to find out that ‘beware of dog’ signs date back to at least the second century BCE in Ancient Rome.

And this one was an inlayed mosaic.

[oananovicov]

"Eons seemed to come and go. The sounds grew louder. She heard more laughter, a shouted command, splashing as they crossed and recrossed the little stream. A horse snorted. A man swore.

And then at last she saw him ... only for an instant, framed between the branches of the trees as she looked down at the valley floor, yet she knew it was him. Even at a distance, Ser Jaime Lannister was unmis-takable. The moonlight had silvered his armor and the gold of his hair, and turned his crimson cloak to black. He was not wearing a helm."-AGOT -Catelyn X

I've finished it 😊It took me eons...The Battle of The Whispering Wood