SARCASM

the home of sarcastic responses and retorts twitter - @zarcasem

[zarcazem]

You’re so stupid your IQ and shoe size are the same.

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[zarcazem]

Sometimes I wonder if people act stupid on purpose, no one can really be that dumb, right?

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[zarcazem]

Thanks for over 3000 followers guys! But don't you have anything better to do with your life?

[zarcazem]

Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.

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[zarcazem]

Oh I’m sorry, am I supposed to care about your feelings?

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[zarcazem]

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you the worst advice possible.

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[zarcazem]

Talk is cheap, but that's okay, so are you.

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[zarcazem]

When I ask how you are, I don't really want an answer.

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[zarcazem]

Don't you ever just wish you could erase people?

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[thegolddig]

[felifeltfrog]

You shouldn’t point out things about people’s appearances if they can’t fix it in ten seconds.

Something my sister said once, that’s become an important thing to me (via legally-undead)

[zarcazem]

Don't be ashamed of who you are, that's your parent's job

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[zarcazem]

So cry me a river and fucking drown in it, bitch

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[zarcazem]

you may be loaded but you can't buy class, hun

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[zarcazem]

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe

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[zarcazem]

Try putting on some more makeup, who knows, maybe it'll cover up that ugly personality of yours

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[zarcazem]

Guys who think periods are gross are pathetic, I'm sure you mother was hoping for hers but got you instead. Tragic.

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