I am Zardiya

I do not even like ducks that much, I prefer racoons

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[pippastrelle]

Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

[snekysonjr]

The waiters

[secretmellowart]

Isn't that lovely, and isn't that cool? And isn't that cruel? And aren't I a fool to have...

[zardiya]

pls help these fics on ao3

So when I was a younger I had a DSMP phase that got me into fandom culture as a whole. These 2 fanfics were some of the first fics I had ever read in my life before I had an ao3 account and they were so GOOD. BUT I CANNOT FIND THEM ANYWHERE!!! Literally the only thing I remember is the plot. HELP ME FIND THEM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

The first one I read a few years ago while it was updating. I'm not sure if it's finished or discontinued or still updating, all I know is when I left off there was 20 chapters. LET ME EXPLAIN THE PLOT: so Tommyinnit is the mercenary/spy/assasin type person. And he for some reason has to kidnap Technoblade who's really famous in the world cuz he's a prince and like powerful. And so he somehow succeeds and they're in this cabin together. And then there's a snowstorm that traps them together for quite a few weeks. Technolade obvi doesn't like Tommyinnit but then he sees that Tommyinnit has these golden wings that he's been trying to hide from him which than sets off his piglin instincts and I think they have this entire chase scene with Technolade wanting to touch his wings. Tommyinnit does not like this version of Techno and is at first very upset at this but then eventually he warms up to him and they have this cute nesting scene where Tommy BITES Techno's skin for some reason and blood comes out. When the snow clears up they go out to see Techno's family (Tommy's wings out) and they ride a carriage with Wilbur and Tommy FUCKING hates Wilbur cuz Wilbur is treating him like a literal pet. So he (I think?) runs away. Then I don't know what ensued but Techno gets imprisoned by Philza for having affection towards Tommy and I remember him using a spray bottle to calm Techno down or something. And Philza wants to rip Tommy's wings off cuz in this universe that's what avians do to each other, cuz they fucking hate each other ig? Then the last chapter I read, chapter 20 Tommy's having this mental breakdown about Techno saying "oh I hate love him or whatever" and then Phil goes into into his room and is menacing and it says "end of act (either 1 or 2 idk)" and it's rlly cool. Also I forgot to mention Phil, Wilbur, Techno are monarchs and they're tyrants and Tubbo is the leader of snowchester and I think they were gonna meet? Tommy has a dead mum with silver wings, Kristen is dead (surprise) and Phil can control his instincts to rip off Tommy's wings but then Tommy pissed him off so he decided to rip them off anyway.

I know there's a lot of words but THERE'S MORE CUZ I HAVE ANOTHER FIC I FORGOT

2. This is also a DMP fic but it's set in our world. I think there's multiple chapters but I could be wrong. It is finished. So Wilbur (fuck that guy) is dead and Tommy is grieving him badly. Wilbur (again fuck that guy I don't support his actions but I do support this fic and I rlly wanna find it) ran away or moved out away from bad parent Phil and took Tommy with him. Wilbur was a decent caregiver to Tommy so obvi Tommy is distraught with grief. Phil entrusted Dream to take care of Tommy and Dream is abusive towards him so Tommy runs away and finds shelter in some guy's college classroom. The guy turns out to be Technoblade his other brother he didn't really talk to that much. I don't what happens when they find each other or if they even recognise each other, I'm pretty sure they live together, all I know is at the climax Tommy goes back to living with Dream and as punishment Dream breaks Tommy's leg (don't know what happens after that.) The ending is happy (I think) Techno or Phil adopts Tommy back and they learn to grieve Wilbur's death more healthily. I'm sorry I barely remember this one even though it was so GOOD.

If you recognise these fic descriptions or you read something like that before PLEASE PLESE PLEASE comment it to me on this post I WILL BE SO GREATFUL TO YOU. I MIGHT EVEN UPDATE MY FIC "LOWER ONE'S EYES" THAT I HAVE NOT UPDATED FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS DESPIT SAYING I WOULD UPDATE EVERY MONTH.

I have tried all the relevant tags on ao3 to try and find these fics and nothing has worked, I'm sure they're somewhere out there I'm just shit at searching for stuff. May the fanfic Gods please bring me someone who recognises these. Amen. 🙏