Zaychik's Pen

To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream.

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[amychowmein-deactivated20130422]

So I should just stop the DVD now… is that what you’re telling me, movie? I’m watching all of the Hellraiser movies in a row today. It might surprise you to know there are NINE in the franchise. After the third or fourth, all the guilty pleasure has turned into actual physical pain for me, which is not unlike opening a Lament Configuration so maybe that’s what they were going for.

[wabisabiforrobots]

Personally, I don’t think the Hellraiser series hits it’s stride until Pinhead enters “The Hood.”

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heyooooooo

I didn't realize I wasn't following you for a while until now, though I'd thought, "Man, I haven't seen Gnate post for a while. Did he delete again?" sometime back.

I hope that you, your dick, and your dog cat are well. (The three things that matter most to man, alas.)

[tenkaichibudokai]

[appleinspiration]

[hecallsmemissy]

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Still alive, still alive!

I've been working like a motherbitch lately, which is great because I could use the cash due to shitty life circumstances. And also, I had the flu. I never get the flu. This was the first time in somewhere near five years that I've puked. If I ever told ANY of you I was puking at any time, I was lying for some absurd reason. I don't even often get queasy. But like a champ, I took my three days of queasiness as a sign that something terrible was about to happen and had the good foresight not to eat very much.

So essentially I worked a three weekend straight, had this weekend off in between another, and spent in bed.

Oh, and Resident Evil 6. FUCK YOU UMBRELLA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. Fuck you Derek Simmons too. D: Piece of mutated shit, what the fuck.

[ruineshumaines]

Tang Yau Hoong | On Tumblr.

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An odd collection of hobbies, volume 1.

Everyone who lives in Kansas tends to either be incredibly boring, or have an assload of hobbies to cope with the complete boredom of living in Kansas. (If you are a boring person, disregard the boredom that surrounds you; you do not realize.)

Apparently my new thing is going to the river (sufficiently dried up this summer due to the severe drought) and digging through raccoon and deer tracks to find clam shells. I didn't know that there were clam shells in Kansas, but apparently. Also just collecting shale and other neat rocks. And picking up turtles and examining them. And pointing out snakes. And poking frogs to watch them hop away. And pissing on one's jeans because one does not normally squat and piss.

And I did all of it stone cold sober. A doobie might have made it even more fun.

DM;GS. (Didn't matter, got shells!)

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Dear Deb,

On the off-chance that you happen to see this, I want you to know that you have NEVER lead my sweet lily white ass astray when directing me towards good TV. Unfortunately, I am very stubborn, but every now and again, I do take a chance on things that you've said were "pretty good", in your kind yet nonchalant Canadian way.

I just happened to TiVo 14 episodes of Dead Like Me (missed a few from the first season, which would have been a complete turn off but this shit is so compelling) and I am IN LOVE. I hate it when people tell me things are "right up my alley", and I hate that phrase, and I find that people who use the phrase are often pompous assholes who don't know me in the slightest, but by God, this was right up my alley. Did I mention how compelling this shit is?

I've pretty much come home from work and had a non-stop Dead Like Me marathon for the past week, and it's been just awesome.

My only regret is that everyone I know is a "normie" and I can't really tell them about it or else I'll get even more strange looks (increased tenfold since I got the facial piercings, btw.)

Also, Jewel Staite is really hot as a goth chick.

Sincerely,

J-bug 

[no60-blog]

[acid-eater]

ささきいさお / エメラルダス / 枯木霊歌

[maniacalmagician]

oh god tochiro no

[carmidoll-deactivated20230121]

Dior Couture Fall 2005

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(Please) Lose Yourself In Me.

I wish that I had more to say about the state of my life right now, but unfortunately it's been pretty boring. I guess if I had to do a synopsis about it all, it'd be written by Kevin Smith and directed by David Lynch. It would read something like...

In a small town, a lonely young woman has a mild flirtation with a ne'er-do-well drug dealer, which her main squeeze encourages because he's a kinky, but mild-mannered freak. Meanwhile, she walks the graveyard, in hopes of the zombie uprising.

With a soundtrack by My Bloody Valentine, Big Black, Type O Negative, The Rolling Stones, The Sisters of Mercy, and Depeche Mode.

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I see that you're still bamf-ing it (that's right, I made that a verb). This pleases me. I'm sorry I've been MIA. I'm currently buried under a pile of books related to the latent homosexuality of Nazi officials (FUN!) and modern Confucianist thought (LESS FUN!). Hope all is well, B.

Oh my God, I am so sorry too. There isn't a day that goes by. Tomorrow if I have time, I'm going to write you the longest letter. Oh man, I love you so much. Bryan, even if we never meet, I want you to know that you are just an absolutely amazing person. I hope that you're doing alright too and that the handsome young men and fabulous cocktails aren't getting to be too much of a burden yet. How much can one man take, after all?

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The ace of spades...

Just in case none of you know, I really love playing cards.

And Friday night, I got to play poker for the first time (except an ill-fated game of strip poker I played once in sixth grade, but that's neither here nor there - more like a shitty Degrassi episode). And I won three pots in a ROW.

Who can top that shit? AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TOP THAT SHIT.