reckless behaviour.

zayn. 27. there's a good chance i probably don't actually like you.

[dailyedwards]

[zaynjmlks]

@hqedwards

[zaynjmlks]

martinkemp-hw​:

I am so glad I am working with my son again…even if it doesn’t feel like working. We love doing this Gogglebox show. We can catch up, and watch TV while talking about whatever it is we are watching. It is always so much fun. 

@hchqstarters​

That’s cool! Any chance you can to catch up and be around family is the best. I love Gogglebox. Always wanted to be on it myself. I think some of the other 1D lads were on it a while ago so I’m mad jealous.

[lovestereo]

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[zaynjmlks]

a whole lotta history / zerrie

Disney was one of Zayn’s favourite places on the planet. It was also a place that held a lot of memories for him — one’s that he couldn’t help but think about after he accidentally ended up texting Perrie a couple week’s ago. That had been the first time he’d talked to her in years. It was well known they hadn’t had the greatest break-up so hopefully she hadn’t come on the trip. The last thing he wanted was to come face to face with her. Zayn was walking around, phone in his hand as he text his mum to let her know he was okay since she liked to check up on him a lot. Being lost in his thoughts caused him to bump shoulders with someone as he walked past them. “Oh shit, sorry,” he apologised, looking up from his phone to see a familiar head of blonde hair. It was Perrie. All he wanted to do was run far, far away. “...uh, yeah, I’ll be going then.” @hqedwards​

[zaynjmlks]

ffsbillieepbo‌:

Well, you’re like me then because I never know what’s going on either. His name is Shark, he’s a rescue Pitbull and you can definitely meet him. He loves to meet people. Nice to meet you Zayn. Oh that does sound like fun, I’m jealous.

Should we start a squad for clueless people? We’ll invite one person in that actually knows shit so they can fill us in each week. Shark is a badass name! In exchange, I’ll let you meet my dogs. You should come to Florida and hang with us if you’re not already here. I’ll hire you as my new partner in crime.

[zaynjmlks]

ffsbillieepbo‌:

So I got a new pup, a rescue dog. And he’s now officially my partner in crime. People have been trying to find out his name and now, thanks to my mom who ruined the fun, the entire world knows. Damn, I was having fun with all the guessings. Anyways, I’m Billie. How’s everyone doing? @hchqstarters​

Clue me in because I never know what’s going on with anything. What’s his name? What kind of dog is he? Can I meet him? All important questions. Hey, Billie. I’m Zayn. I’m good! Exploring Disney and wondering how to shut It’s A Small World down because it’s a cursed ride.

[batzayn]

favorite shots from dusk till dawn bts

[zaynjmlks]

text → perrie.

perrie: https://66.media.tumblr.com/b0271d873777fa9675ddbd0728ddb18e/174f3afbf4ad5d44-63/s400x600/f985d2539db643596dd64dd428e2e319a1d08736.png

perrie: surprise bitch

zayn: oh for fucks sake

zayn: hey pez.

[zaynjmlks]

text → wrong number.

perrie: this has got to be a joke right? am i on punk'd?!

perrie: you REALLY don't know who you're texting?

zayn: nah, no joke. actually me so... you gonna tell me who this is now?

zayn: nope. no idea.

[zaynjmlks]

jeromeflynn-hw‌:

Right now I am spending time in London, visiting my mother. If I am not working in London, I am not there very often. So it is glad to actually be there and get to see family. Literally thirty minutes after me getting there, she is coming into the room with food for me. I swear she is trying to feed me up.

@hchqstarters​

I feel that, mate. Anytime I go back to Bradford to visit my mum and my sisters, the first thing she does is make me eat. She will keep feeding me multiple times through the day until I leave. It’s mad but that’s what we love about our mum’s, huh?

[zaynjmlks]

badbitchturner‌:

So I decided to be super lazy today and decided to watch Happiness Continues the live Jonas Brothers concert on Amazon. It was obviously good, but half way through I got a little thirsty so I of course used postdates to get some starbucks. Well it arrived and I took one sip and there was a fly…in my drink that ended up in my mouth…I immediately spit it out and I’m now boycotting starbucks.

That once happened to me when I was making my way through a can of Pringles. Got about halfway in and there was a dead fly in there. I was fucking mortified and boycotted eating Pringles for years. We’ll find you a better coffee place, Sophie. No flies in drinks anymore.

[zaynjmlks]

lightsvapox‌:

@hchqstarters​

i’ve been spending so much time in my studio and playing with my kids at home, i almost forgot there’s an outside world. how’s life going? what in the world am i missing? i’m lights, yes that’s my legal name. it’s also a nickname from my last name poxleitner. i’m the mother of three kids and two pets, a cat and a tarantula. i love gaming and my favourite hero is wonder woman. i’m a singer/songwriter who’s gotten a chance to make an album comic book creation and i’m so proud of it. it’s called skin & earth if you wanna check it out. enough about me, tell me about you.

I honestly have no idea. I barely leave my house. I’m pretty much a hermit, to be honest. My time is usually spent in my art studio or watching random shit on Netflix. Nice to meet you, Lights. I’m Zayn. I have no children but I do have a dog. What’s your favourite game? I’ve been mega into playing the new Doom game. I grew up on the original.

[zaynjmlks]

text → wrong number.

perrie: i wanna see proof before i tell you. send me a pic of yourself

zayn: alright, fine.

zayn: https://66.media.tumblr.com/aac9ec7f3b7d8fc08c345812dc70222c/496111233eb3e5d0-63/s1280x1920/1ca4aeff71b4b27d9309c7f66517a83f34dca143.jpg

zayn: good enough for you?

[zaynjmlks]

text → wrong number.

perrie: nice joke, wanker. who is this really?

zayn: alright, love. relax. it's /really/ zayn. zayn malik. you gonna tell me who this is or nah?

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[zaynjmlks]

text → wrong number.

perrie: oh dear. i think you've got the wrong number love. unless i made plans with someone i've clearly forgotten about and don't have you saved in my phone... if so, i'm terribly sorry 'bout that. who is this?

zayn: oh shit. my bad. sorry about that. just ignore me. i probably saved my mates number wrong like a dumbass. it's zayn. who's this?