you were bottle-fed, weren't you?

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tbh i do want to return to rping but it feels like no one rly cares anymore (about rping, I mean, in general--this isn't meant to be a 'WOE IS ME' post) so any engagement from interested parties would be cool bc otherwise i just dont really want to put in all the effort just to be disappointed ykwim?

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on that note I'm so sorry to the friends I've lost touch with. it's just been. really difficult. which isn't an excuse but an explanation that I hope you can empathize with. if not, i understand.

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tbh i do want to return to rping but it feels like no one rly cares anymore (about rping, I mean, in general--this isn't meant to be a 'WOE IS ME' post) so any engagement from interested parties would be cool bc otherwise i just dont really want to put in all the effort just to be disappointed ykwim?

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dont reblog any of the art i post here unless I tag it #ok to reblog

tysm <3

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yes i have watched arcane approx 7 times now. no i will not explain any of these sketches (unless someone asks. in which case. I will enthusiastically do so)

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idk if anyone even follows me here anymore but I've been watching trixie & katya's yt show and was possessed to draw this for some reason

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vent <3

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hi everyone, once again i am alive but i am not doing well <3

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hi

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critical role sentence starters !!!

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

it’s not going to work.

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im alive! i just got laid off and have literally no idea what I'm going to do but maybe I'll start posting again in lieu of working 10-12 hr days ✌

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hey y'all sorry I havent been active at all. I had surgery and now i have an infection on top of already being immunocompromised and tbh I'm getting super nervous bc people arent taking the covid stuff seriously. So here is a PSA to please take this seriously, if not for yourself then for people like me

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hello! i'm alive! I've been working literally all the time. it's my birthday and i have a kidney infection!

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@thefatalmarksman 💬

“Suavemente! Bésame, que yo quiero sentir tus labios Besándome otra vez Suavemente, ¡ese coro!”*

Daxter doesn’t always dance to merengue music, but when he does, it's during work hours. Business at the bar is inevitably slow on Tuesdays, including this one. In an empty bar, what else is a bartender to do but entertain himself?

“Bésame, es la cosa--”

Ah, yes. The bar does seem to have a patron, after all, and Daxter has no idea how long this visitor has been standing there. And witnessing this. Daxter is pretty sure he’s having a small heart attack.

"H-how long have you been standing there?"

*author’s note: please click on this link to see this amazing song and video from the 90′s it is really crucial

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@celestianvices​:  💬

Oh, shit. This is why the other Precursors don’t want him popping in and out of other realms in the first place.

Like on “Earth,” where humans with very small ears tend to pass out cold when a bright, floating entity (such as he is upon his arrival) suddenly manifests in front of them.

“Oh, shit. Uh.” Daxter rubs the back of his neck and offers a toothy, sheepish grin to Ciavera.

“He was unconscious when I found him.”

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Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

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