The Confusings Of Ze Captain
Ze Captain’s Log, sometime in the late wanings of May. Recentlies there have been several factors in my sailings that have caused both great disturbance and great success in my many pursuits. At one point I met a fine lady who had by chance come to know me via these interwebnets and over the course of some time we found each other to be acceptable and awesomesaucings. However, it t’was not meant to be at this time, I am supposing, for the needs of her livings are to pursue her travels in a more solo directional quality. This is understandable to Ze Captain because if I had not done the same I would not have become the remarkable and capable Captain many have come to know and love over time. I do hope that a sunshining day allows for future reconnection with zis fair lady. Alas, I continued sailing forward in other directions.Â
Despite my many struggles in the pursuits of domination in the game of league of legends I was purturbed by many things and was for a long time unable to continue moving forward in my questings there. This streak, it seems, has come to an end, as again Ze Captain has raised another full tier in the game over a period over a couple weeks, and I am on the fast track to dominatings on the next levelings of playing. Hail guinness, for you are good.
I met another lady friend who at first Ze Captain thought might be an acceptable candidate for co-captaining of ze ship. However she was perhaps like Icarus and burned into the sun, (if ze captain is to compare ze sun to her own uncontrollable stubborn rage), thus dissipatings any chancings of co-piloting for me in the future. Ze Captain would wish that any future applicants check zemselves before zey wreck zemselves. It is, after all, for the goods of many.
In other news, Ze captain has chosen to pursue a new line of workings, for makings of monetary goods that can be traded for things like intangible devicings as well as sustenance for my many journeys. Zis new job is in the informinatings of technologings field, which Ze captain is much prepared for, and had longed for such a while to join. Here’s to full walletings and many returns in tax timings of nexter seasonings.
Truly Yours, Ze Captain’s Log, sometime in the late wanings of May.