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Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails

“BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!”

Via catfuse zum

[wethatkindoforc]

This is exactly what I would do if I were a snow leopard. 

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[toastbutteregg]

more pls!!!

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me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember

[fatherofthebride]

someone just alerted me to this “employment myths” page on the CIA’s website and i can’t believe it, i have misinformed the internet on such a massive scale that the CIA actually had to address my claims on their employment website, i feel so alive

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the chosen one

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a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

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wow, he has come a long way in 4 months

[emancipationofmeme]

Senior Year of High School:

Senior Year of College:

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