[kingfakey]

being voted off isn’t enough anymore, i need coach to be killed with rocks.

[cicadas-cry]

this JUST in. mr beast gets BIT by a POISONOUS sea krait and fucking DIES on the set of survivor 50

[tetuna]

He's an asthmatic music teacher, he's a bisexual pornstar. Their 15 year long hatemance will change your perception of love.

[ramblaac]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked M'aiq and he knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not

[sangiin21]

The dots. I've connected them

[mrkrinkle]

johnny silverhand, smoking a cigarette: “when i died you weren't even born yet. isn’t that weird?”

v, so drunk they cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me,”

[dreadwife]

[lsandom]

immediately thought of him

[greelin]

these will stick with me longer than the show ever will

[crown-prince-zuko]

You're telling me that Mike "The Heart" Wheeler would sit there completely unmoving as his best friend sobs in front of him and makes direct reference to a fight they had when they were 13 in which Mike's words deeply hurt him? That's what you want me to believe? Is it crack? Is that what you smoke?

[green-in-the-midwest]

Why did Murray and Mr. Clarke have more chemistry than Mike and Will in Volume 2 and why is it Trump's fault

[qvert]

Prints / KoFi

I’ll just leave this here :)

[brawltogethernow]

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

[brawltogethernow]

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

[mamapluto]

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

[brawltogethernow]

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

[brawltogethernow]

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

[brawltogethernow]

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

[brawltogethernow]

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

[fandomsandstuff]

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that 

[brawltogethernow]

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

[zeldaenjoyer]

NEED to speak about this somewhere cause it’s actually killing me

if you bought the reel drama dolls just to resell them you are a shitty person! you are artificially inflating the price of a doll line that is already limited and hard to get ahold of. i’ve seen so many listings of the dolls in their boxes, brand new, from the drop a month ago. and they’re listed at their LOWEST at $60. absolutely insane. there’s one hellish bitch on poshmark who is taking them out of their boxes, separating them into naked dolls and individual pieces of outfits and selling them like that. the cunt was selling lagoona’s single hair clip for $10 plus shipping. genuinely evil and wretched behavior i call down locusts upon you if you buy just to resell

[viria]

Link’s home

PS there are a few more on patreon, that are a little 🌶️

[gumy-shark]

characters who believe that they are inherently unlovable 🔥🔥🔥

[gumy-shark]

there’s no variation on this trope that isn’t absolutely peak. “im unlovable but i desire that connection so ill let myself be used instead”? peak. “im unlovable so ill drive everyone away” is automatically peak however you play it. “i am an unlovable thing so i will become a new person who isn’t”? peak beyond belief!!! i love characters 🥰

[dumpster2001]

some Barbie art ✨