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I still find it odd how you were able to get my personality down without knowing who I am. -007

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I still find it odd how you were able to get my personality down without knowing who I am. -007
Orthganics Part 1
Not long after Ortho had that crazy idea, she’d done it. Ortho had always been into technology, even creating an online persona, “OrthoLabs”. Two years ago when Ortho was fourteen, she started to learn a programming language called C#. After learning C# she moved on to more intricate subjects such as physics, quantum mechanics, and rocket science. Now at only the age of sixteen she’s one of the smartest people in the world, and has successfully cloned a human- well sort of a human… See, she didn’t know anyone who would allow her to clone them, so she thought outside of the box. Ortho loved the “Final Fantasy” game series, and her favorite sword was the blade named “Organics”. She ordered a replica of the sword off of eBay, and used that instead of a human. The cloning process was difficult, especially since Ortho didn’t have a human to clone. Her code for the cloning machine had to repurpose the plastic of the sword to act as human flesh. It was working swell.
After a few weeks, it started to breathe, started to learn, started to walk, started to talk, and eventually it started to interpret the world. Ortho named the creature “Orthganics” after her name and the Organics blade. After a great deal of time of hiding in the basement under Dewtroid’s house, she let it walk upstairs and outside for the first time. Orthganics’ first reaction was to kill anything that wasn’t Ortho or Dew. Orthganics walked over to a small flower and started growling at it. The flower stood there in awe just dancing in the wind. Orthganics sniffed the flower and sneezed. It was very confused on what had just happened. Orthganics then proceeded to bite the petals off the flower and taste them. It spit them out because they didn’t taste very good. Dew then told Orthganics, “Flowers are harmless, so are most other living things. Try not to bite them.” Orthganics processed this information and stored it in its 8 terabyte SD card.
Twenty years later, Orthganics was dead, or at least Ortho had thought. It ran out of memory a few years before, and it stopped functioning because Ortho had moved on in her life and didn’t have time for it anymore. Orthganics was left at the South Pole, for no one to ever find… until someone did. >:)
Stay tuned for Part 2... - HotDatePaul
ZQ's Marriage
Meanwhile ZQ continued to play the game, with her 4 little Link companions (Green, Red, Blue, Purple). Fighting countless enemies and bosses; ZQ was flying through the game, and yet the chat continued to pour out an unending love for ZQ. This love was watch encouraged ZQ to keep playing through the game. Enemy after enemy, boss after boss; ZQ was compelled to beat the game.
Until… she broke… ZQ was exhausted from the long hours of gameplay, she was ready to throw in the towel and call it a day. But chat rooted her on, and ZQ had a sudden burst of energy (that has nothing to do with the monster energy drink that she had 5 minutes earlier).
ZQ continued to journey forward until she guided the 4 Link companions to face Ganon at long last. This is when it happened. ZQ’s heart began pumping as she finally saw a different question in chat. “ZQ, will you marry me?” it read, right as she dealt the final blow to the dastardly villain Ganon.
“YES!” ZQ shouted with enthusiasm at the top of her lungs. “I would love to marry you. ALL of you! You are all beautiful people.”
And so began a beautiful marriage between ZQ and the Zeldathon chat. A marriage that would go down in history.
-27 & -1
For Charity
“Don’t laugh, Liz, please.” King Bacon begged, holding his head in his hands as Steph finished taping green balloons to his chest. It was a donation goal, and this specific donation goal called for the arrival of the Great Fairy. Andy, the poor soul, was the one stuck with this duty. He didn’t mind it. It was extremely awkward, yes, but for charity. In the end, it would be worth it. Andy assured himself of that.
Andy was currently shirtless, wearing but rolled up blue basketball shorts. There were brown, black and pink leaves drawn across his back and chest. He was had eyeliner around his eyes and eye shadow too. No shame, he repeated in his head, no shame.
“Andy, don’t smear the makeup!” Keri exclaimed from behind him and Andy reluctantly dropped his hands from his face. “You look great, though.” Andy shot her a look as Steph placed the red braided wig on his head. He was ordered to shut his eyes and he felt yet another makeup tool across his face.
“That just made everything so much better!” The girls had put eyeliner wigs, an inch long, and that wasn’t an exaggeration. Liz couldn’t hold her laughter as they used pink lipstick to paint his eyebrows.
“How much of this stuff are you putting on me? “ He asked, unable to stop a few giggles himself.
“Don’t worry about it, honey. We’ll get it off afterward.”
Andy let out a sigh and nodded as the girls finished the final touches. He was vaguely aware of MC walking into the hallway to give his approval, which he did, shockingly.
“Looks great! Come on, let Liz do the final final touches while we get ready for the reveal.” MC had said and the girls rushed back towards the couches, leaving Andy and Liz alone.
Even from the bathroom, the couple could hear buttons being mashed and Legend of Zelda games being played in the living room. For charity; for Child’s Play. Surely, if any of the children in the hospitals were watching, they’d enjoy the sight of a grown man dressed as a fairy. It would make them laugh and children’s laughter was a good thing. For charity, Andy repeated in his head. For flipping charity!
Andy looked at himself in the mirror, surprisingly not much shame, and spread his arms wide. “What do you think?” He asked.
“Well, you certainly look like a Great Fairy.” She told him, pushing a strand of hair behind her ear. She smiled wide as she looked at her husband in the mirror.
“Good, that’s what we were going for.” He let out a small chuckle before turning around towards Liz. “I think I should wear this to bed, what do you think?”
Liz crossed her arms and shook her head. “That is one thing we are not doing, like ever.” She smiled before leaning up to press a kiss against his lips. Andy reached his arms around Liz’s neck, attempting to pull her closer- however, the giant green balloon ‘boobs’ created a barrier.
“Honey,” Liz whispered against his lips before pulling back and laughing once more. “I cannot take you seriously like this.”
Andy was handsome; Liz knew that with every bone in her body. He had a huge heart and that in itself was the most important. Andy was compassionate, brilliant… She loved him. However, he didn’t look his best with all the layers of makeup. He was beautiful-ish with everything. The ‘boobs’ were quite distracting. After the reveal, Liz hoped that they could get everything off- for Andy’s sake.
With each passing second, Andy felt his manliness decrease. No shame, Andrew! He shouted in his head. There was a small moment with a few chuckles before Andy leaned down for another kiss. “At least we know I look kinda good in drag.”
Liz rolled her eyes before huffing out a breath. “With a proper wig, not as much eye shadow and a sexy dress, maybe.”
Andy cocked his head to the side and raised his brow. “I’ll leave that to you.”
“Guys! We need him, now!”
“For charity…?”
“For charity, Great Fairy Andy.”
A while ago, Liz said that 'as an old lady' she would never get a fic. However, her love for Andy (and his for her) is something to be written about. I hope you both enjoy. -007
Under the Tree
They threw off the blankets, and jumped up from their bed. 007 slipped on some slippers and raced down the stairs, almost falling in the process. Just as they got to the last step a figure stepped in front of 007, causing them both to crash to the floor.
"27 you idiot! We could have both been killed!" 007 huffed angrily, and stood up from the mess, dusting himself off. 27 merely shrugged and stood up as well, and pointed at the spruce table. 007 gasped as they saw the contents. It was two plates full of scrambled eggs and bacon, not to mention the pancakes. The cups were filled with champagne, and there was decorative mistletoe hanging from the ceiling.
"Did you seriously cook?" 007 managed to say, after slowly closing their gaping jaw. 27 nodded, and then proceeded to the Christmas tree. It was covered in shiny rainbow bobbles and glittering tinsel of the like.
"It's about time you woke up, you should see what's under the tree." 27 said. 007 peered under the thick evergreen leaves to find... 5 kittens! 007 squeed happily as any sane person would do and hugged 27, nearly choking them to death in the process.
"What will we name them?" 007 asked.
"How about 1, Kate, 100, 69, and Not Kate?" 27 suggested.
(End.)
So I saw that on our list and decided to write something cute. -69
12 Days of Zeldathon
On the first day of Charity
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A MC Gamer in a Hat House!
The Closet, Part Two!
“Oww…” Grant rubbed his face, wincing, after he sat up. He looked up to see the person who unlocked the door, but saw no one. “Weird, I swear I heard footsteps…” He murmured. Grant looked around the room they were in, slightly distracted by the other’s grumbling. It seemed to be a bedroom, considering the bed in the corner, but other than that it was fairly bare save for a few books in the corner. He stood up and walked towards the books, motioning for the two guys to sit on the bed. As Grant picked up the first book, he realised they were journals. He read the first line aloud. “The screams and roaring of a chainsaw come every night, haunting my thoughts.” He glanced out the window to his left, where they had previously heard the same noises when they were in the closet. Grant suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck, almost like a hand, but turned around to find once more nothing. He went and sat with Psy and Phy on the bed. “Psy, why the heck did you do this?” Grant asked, dazed. “I never get to pick exactly where, just specific parts! Blame the pixie!” Grant rolled his eyes, glancing at Phy. “I think he’s going loco.” Phy nodded enthusiastically. They stopped bickering when a small, pain filled voice came from outside the bedroom door. “H-help me. Someone please.”
So more was requested? -69
The Closet
It was a normal Saturday, and Grant had decided to stream. As always, his heart beat a tiny bit faster when Psy joined him. It was silly, the way he felt, and he knew he shouldn’t feel like this. The excitement that entered his voice, the jokes, and innuendos. Then his heart fell, dropped like a solid block of ice. It was Phy.
Stardust
Keri let out a small sigh as she snuggled closer to Wilco, her fingers tangling in his shirt. It was late at night, stars blinking beyond Wilco’s window, moonlight shining upon the couple cuddled on the couch. Keri had fallen asleep a bit ago, but every so often, she’d stir slightly. She was beautiful. The shallow light seemed to brighten all of her features. He tucked a tuft of hair behind her ear that had fallen over her nose. Wilco smiled and took a deep breath before wrapping his arms around her and holding her close.
These were the moments he liked the best.
“I love you,” Wilco murmured, pressing a chaste kiss to the soft kiss of her neck. He meant it. They had only said the phrase a certain number of times to each other, aloud. They’d text it back it forth, usually with a <3 or a :). Keri had said it before the first time she left the Netherlands. Wilco told her when she came back. It was sometimes whispered back and forth while rain rolled down a window. They would listen to the pitter patter of the droplets and each other’s heartbeat before drifting off into sleep.
“You’re so perfect for me,” he continued, leaning to grab a thin blanket which hung over the side of the couch. “I’m not sure how I got so lucky.” Keri stirred once more, letting out a small sigh and shifted slightly. The edges of her lips curled upwards in a small smile, almost as if she could hear him. Maybe she could. She knew it either way.
Sometimes, the couple didn’t even need to say it. They’d smile. They’d look at each other with such hope, bright eyes for a beautiful future. Words weren’t necessary. Each other’s presence was, however. It had been months since Keri joined him. She didn’t regret it. America was where her family was, by blood and unbreakable friendships. They visited when they had the money, most of the time in the summer. It only lasted a few days but they were filled with laughs and that made it worth it.
“You’re a sap,” Keri muttered groggily, her voice thick with sleep. She opened her eyes to peak at Wilco, a small blush painted on her cheeks. Wilco blushed red. He was positive that she had been asleep, or at least, he thought he was positive. Perhaps, checking would be in order next time. Wilco took a deep breath.
“If anything, I don’t deserve you...” She explained.
Wilco didn’t like how she would talk like that, being unconfident. He tried not to let it bother him; they were working on it. After a quiet sigh, he out a chuckle to ease the mood, running his fingers through her hair and pressing his lips against her forehead. “We talked about this, didn’t we?”
She nodded with a yawn before reaching and threading her fingers with her boyfriend’s. Wilco smiled, squeezing her hand once and kissed her fingers. Not long after, Keri had drifted off again, cuddling close. She was too darn cute. Wilco traced her lips with his thumb before settling against her, allowing sleep to overcome him as well.
It was these moments, filtered by tired confessions and sleepless thoughts, which made everything worth it.
There was stardust in their veins, beating through their hearts. Love is another name for it.
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Thank you for reading! This is my first fic for FFFFF and I really hope you enjoyed it. <3 -007
Skylie Fluff
Bluey scanned the area as she stepped off the bus. Then she saw him. He was so much more handsome than she had thought. No picture could do justice of how good looking he was. She rushed over to him and gave him a big bear hug. Was it too much? Was she too forward? Oh well, this is what she wanted, so she wasn't going to waste this opportunity.
“Hey Bluey!” Paul stated as he hugged her back. “Wanna go get some coffee?”
“Yeah! Sounds great!” Did he just ask he out? No, it couldn't be, he was just being friendly, especially considering she was here to visit him. She just needed to calm down and act naturally.
After a good 10 minutes of catching up, she couldn't take it anymore, she had to tell him. She had to let him kno-
“Listen Bluey, I don't know how to say this, but you are great. You are my favorite person in the world, and, well, I don't know.”
Wow. She couldn't believe it. She was speechless. Breathless even. Oh my, she was getting a little light headed. She was not expecting this. “What? That's amazing. I have had the biggest crush on you for the longest time. You know when they started shipping us in FFF? Well, that was when I started realizing how cool you were.”
Paulie then leaned in and gave her a small peck on her lips with his coffee breath. She just smiled. That's all she could do, because right now, all of her emotions were overflowing. She was just happy, and he was too.
This was my first attempt at writing anything in a while, so I'm sorry if you dislike it, but hey, I tried :D -1
FFFFF Horror Story : NSFW
If you don't like bloody descriptions or murder, please don't read.
NSFW Content under the cut for graphic descriptions.
#ForTheHorse : NSFW
For those who don't know NSFW means 'Not Safe for Work'.
Mature Content under the cut.
#QuotationStation
Auro awoke to see that Fun For Freedom Fan Fiction was at it again! They were posting multiple <140 fics that were hard not to quote! Auro then saw there was a lot of speculation, so he messaged his waifu, Lunerus. Lunerus had no clue as to who could be running the account. Katelyn was an obvious possibility, she was always talking about fanfiction and she was always on twitter, it just clicked! But she denied it, so Lunerus and Auro knew that it had to be someone else! They then went to AirHawk, another member of #QuotationStation, but alas, AirHawk had no idea who could have created the account! That left only one person for Auro to ask; Frosty-Senpai.
Auro quickly messaged Frosty-Senpai between quotes, asking him what he thought of the whole Fun For Freedom Fan Fiction. Frosty didn’t know what to think about this new team of sorts. What they had posted so far had been pretty...interesting. Frosty concluded that #QuotationStation should just leave this new team alone to see what they could do. Auro decided to take Frosty’s advice seeing as he trusted his opinion more than anyone’s. He was very wise and knowledgeable when it came to situations such as these. However, he couldn’t help but speculate with the other #QuotationStation members as to who could have created this account! It was one of the most exciting things that had happened this month, and it was sure to generate laughs, and conspiracies within the community if the creators kept their stance in not revealing their identities!
Suddenly new accounts appeared! But these weren’t for fanfics! They were to find out who created the fanfiction account! It was surprising that so many people cared so much about who these clearly genius and surely handsome people were. Especially that -1 person. They seemed extremely attractive in personality. Auro would definitely need to find out who that guy was so he could ship him with a member of #QuotationStation. Auro couldn’t help himself, he wanted to find out who created this masterpiece that had literally everyone in the community talking! So he, Lunerus, and AirHawk began their search, despite Frosty-Senpai telling them to leave this new team be. By this time, Katelyn had already caved! While she hadn’t created the account, she was there when it was created, they had to ask their semi-active #QuotationStation member for hints! Even if it meant defying the all-knowing Frosty-Senpai. Unfortunately, she was sworn to secrecy by her fellow Fan Fiction writers.
Back to square one. That was, until Auro found out that Lunerus had told Frosty-Senpai of their searching for the creators of this new FanFiction account! Lunerus knew what Auro was going to say, so he beat him to the punch.
“My body is ready to be impaled by the ban-hammer, Sir.” Lunerus mumbled.
Auro couldn’t help himself as he busted out into a fit of giggles at his friend’s statement. He then realized how much of an interesting fanfiction could be created around this thought. He quickly rushed to tell Fun For Freedom Fan Fiction of this new, amazing ship. (That he obviously didn’t ship, because everyone knows AuroxFrosty is cannon)
“My body is ready to be impaled by the ban-hammer, Sir.” (Lunerus actually tweeted this xD, so thanks, guy)
Written by Kate with some help from -1!
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