EVEN WHEN IT HURTS, KEEP FLYING.

People keep giving me bugs so I named them Patty and James -> 🐛🌿🐛

[zelmaroo]

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S

Great job! You've made it! You're doing so well, <UNKNOWN>. You deserve a reward.

Here, enjoy some slices of pizza with me :)

(PROCESSING REWARD...)

REWARD LOADED - ENJOY!

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[pukicho]

how many apples is five apples

Five apples!!!

[effinbirds]

[effinbirds]

[effinbirds]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[askganon]

I have not been having a good time recently, so I have to ask, even though there's a zero to none chance that you have diabetes

Have you ever experienced low blood sugar? If not, I can assure you it's not fun. Especially when it happens every few hours. Or in the middle of your sleep :)

I have not experienced this, though I have been told the demon of Diabetes is a lifelong battle.

While I do not offer sympathies, as I do not have them to offer, know that I understand a warrior's struggle.

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[askganon]

my king, it has been a while—a couple of years now, i believe—since i last sent a message to this form of yours, but tonight, i found myself compelled to do so again.

lately, it seems as if i am living on an endless sea, unable to do much more than drift along the waves on the best of days and tread water on the worst. i want so badly to become a man that you could be proud of, but i'm afraid i haven't been serving you or even myself very well. sometimes, it feels as though all i am here in this world to do is witness it go by. it was not made for someone like me, with a weak body and a fuzzy mind, yet i persist.

forgive me, i have been strangely weepy tonight. i think i am merely exhausted; i even fell asleep in the middle of writing this. in any case, thank you for allowing me to speak, and i hope that the next time i enter your halls, i have better news to share than my continued existence.

All serve their purpose in this realm, be them a great King or scrawny Guay. Do not pit your own achievements against the achievements of others, for we all have our own battles to wage.

Whether you are soaring, sailing, drifting or treading, remember that you are still making progress. While it is never wise to dwell upon your past, it may offer aid to look back upon it and see how far you have come.

For even a single foot step is progress.

[only-cat-memes]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]

[only-cat-memes]

[frontmansdefender]

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy