Lazy Crazy Daisy @zemndragonheart - Tumblr Blog

xxerlflynn

#haphaphaphap

blamedorange

Kamera day 3: ft. the red creatures (?)

#genshin impact

nerdadventcal

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

lucianite

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

bizarrodf

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

antifamutant

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

theoriginalcrazyferelden

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

hesaidsidhesaid

He W H A T

#dc

stripedpants

Been really into riso printing textures I want to make my own real riso print one day

#ace attorney

bluestation

so we won't miss you too much

#one piece

secondbeatsongs

do you ever see something so terrifying that you just…have to buy it?

secondbeatsongs

honest-to-god, this smells like a pumpkin spice latte

it smells sweet

why does it smell sweet

secondbeatsongs

this smells…horrifying

it smells like something that should not be consumed by humans. it smells like a jack-o-lantern that’s rotted after four days on the front porch

and it tastes…it tastes…

so, there are good ways to make something pumpkin-flavored, around this time of year. pumpkin spice is fine in a latte or dessert, but for pasta or soup, you go savory - onion, garlic, salt and pepper, and you’ve got yourself a decent meal!

but this…

I don’t know if I can finish eating this. I was barely able to start eating it, because the smell is so nauseating, putting it in my mouth feels wrong.

it’s salty, but also horribly sweet, and tastes strongly of cinnamon and nutmeg. when you take a bite, at first it tastes like nothing - but a few chews in, you can feel the awful sticky-sweet spice residue taking up residence in your mouth.

I hate this!

what malicious focus group told nissin that this was a good idea? how many people tried this product and thought it was good enough to put on shelves?

why does it have sugar, brown sugar, and sucralose in it? wasn’t one enough, you sick bastards?

-100/10. worst thing I’ve eaten this year. and that’s saying something, because I eat a lot of garbage.

secondbeatsongs

no. no way.

fuck everything about this

if they wanted it to be a dessert, why did they make it salty! why did they add a small amount of onion and garlic, and turmeric, and paprika!

a dessert ramen, I could have handled! but this was a normal ramen, with sugar and artificial sweetener added!

what the fuck

secondbeatsongs

let no one say I never make sacrifices for my art

secondbeatsongs

so, the worst part of this

the absolute worst part

is that the whipped cream actually improves the taste and texture significantly

is it good now? absolutely not

but is it borderline edible?

…fuck. I hate this. this is the darkest day of my life.

secondbeatsongs

to clarify something: this does actually have pumpkin in it!

a few people were suggesting that it was just noodles with the spice mix, but no! it’s got powdered pumpkin listed in the ingredients!

also, I was wrong before - not only does it have sugar, brown sugar, and sucralose, but it’s also got lactose and corn syrup solids! so that’s five different sweeteners! what the fuck, nissin!

#haphaphaphap