ZenotoX's Evolving Social Status

Currently Mettaton trash in denial. Help me. Black man to the stars. Brother of dragon-zena, and friend to many. Possibly the real Avdol.

[thebirdroads]

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

[calibrate]

Please explain

[thebirdroads]

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

[thefluffyreindeer]

[thebirdroads]

Honestly this is the best addition I’m gonna get to this post so thank you

[shwit]

I drew a mustache on OVA Dio and now he looks like hulk hogan

[shwit]

[shwit]

[dat-soldier]

HOLD ON, DIOMANIACS! I FEEL THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE NEARBY!

[ginger-ale-official]

Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/

[newtgeiszler]

op's never had pizza with mayonnaise 🙄

[ginger-ale-official]

OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second

[astonishmaint]

lil something to get you through the day

[anarchist-revolution]

[wheresmywig]

[paper-mario-wiki]

alolan and galar forms

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

[stalactites]

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

[prideprejudce]

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

[alanitaperez]

Mas detalles de Alphyne y Unphys después de unos añitos :3

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[antlerqueefs]

oh god...oh fuck... *yearns*

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

sea shanties

maddening isolation

cold and wet

haunted(?)

gas lamps

sturdy boots

homoeroticism

a giant squid is there

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

i’ve noticed a lot of terfs reblogging this for some reason which is weird because i forgot to mention that the giant squid feeds exclusively on transphobes 

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

[tenaflyviper]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the record for the longest-running No. 1 song of all time now belongs to a gay black man?

[afro-elf]

college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

[highdio]

Requiem arrow activation, anime/genga.