The Real Slim Sheedy

yeah pizza whatchu want??? 

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[blehhuman]

** URGENT Got Served A 3 Day Today

Hey friends,

I got served a 3 day or notice to vacate today. I can only cover about $300 of this with my decrease in income recently. I need to come up with $900 in 3 days. I’m sorry again to be such a failure when it comes to housing insecurity. Please consider donating or boosting if you are able to.

Paypal: paypal.me/charliechains02 Cash App: $acefluid03 45/900

855 LEFT!

TWO DAYS LEFT

[blehhuman]

210/900

690 left!

[blehhuman]

Hey if you all can keep boosting this pretty please, I’d really appreciate it.

[vergak]

[avpdsnail]

[hustlerose]

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

[barkingdog]

Taylor swift

[amazoogle]

no one should ever shoplift unless they want a thing from a store and don't want to pay for it

[vivienvalentino]

BRENDAN FRASER  Airheads, 1994

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[bxti]

Does anyone remember this lmaoo

[zensnipes]

Did MDMA with my girlfriend and went to a rave. Life is good. Happiness is real

[zouisbreakup]

[zensnipes]

I've found a soul mate. This is pure happiness.

[zensnipes]

I love my girlfriend. It's unbelievable how perfect she is

[zensnipes]

I've found a soul mate. This is pure happiness.

[zensnipes]

I dont say it often, but I'm happy.

[foxmulders]

Stop unfollowing me I’ve been nothing but distant and incomprehensible to you all

[finalgirl]

if you’re a “man” where’s your black nail polish