frat boy deathtrap creator

kin w/ a prophet, an insurance exec, and The Devourer of Cheerios links for mobile qpp!!

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

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[wizardwarmonger]

This has to be the most god damn relatable thing on this show.

[azaleatown]

Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude

[brilliancetheory]

[wormsdotinfo]

[luciferpussy-deactivated2017110]

WHO

[luciferpussy-deactivated2017110]

it took me. so much longer than it should have to realize they meant, like, his decendents and not people who were kinning with confederate general stonewall jackson and had somehow in the 21st century come to terms with the faults of the confederacy. way, way too long.

[zephiindle]

me: shows symptoms of mental illness

my family: really? right in front of my salad??

[evenlarksandkatydids]

im so glad guillermo del toro has realized that we all wanna fuck a monster and is indulging us accordingly

[zephiindle]

me, seeing someone w my main id’s name as their url reblogging from me: >://

[bagginsgotdabooty]

Just so everyone knows Mike Pence’s website has been hacked and its wonderful 

[memphis-milano]

Memphis-Milano shirts and fabric design by Nathalie du Pasquier and other designers.

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[powerssuggestion]

my body is a holy ground

[zephiindle]

Me, an angel: *raises my wing in a half-assed greeting because I'm too lazy to use my arms*

[angelsummon]

Them: so are you a boy or a girl?

Me: I’m an angel

Them: what’s between your legs?

Me: GLORY

[nmsys]

[ambriel-abloom]

Your name will be spoken in hushed voices among the library shelves, reverently whispered to the night sky and the morning sunrise, screamed out in righteous fury or elation, repeated time and time again by every worthy soul that wanders the cosmos for as long as time prevails. You are feared, adored, and eternal. Nothing can stop you now and they know it.