Ze: I would take the chance to change my feet, I have tiny feet.
Chilled: You have small feet?
Ze: I'm a size nine shoe.
Galm: Wow.
Chilled: I'm not interested in you anymore. You know what they say about men with small feet, Ze.
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Ze: I would take the chance to change my feet, I have tiny feet.
Chilled: You have small feet?
Ze: I'm a size nine shoe.
Galm: Wow.
Chilled: I'm not interested in you anymore. You know what they say about men with small feet, Ze.
Here you go @froggixty told ya i’d make it! >:DD - considered adding shadows and i actually tried but it would take forever to get done and i didn’t really like how it turned out :// - oh well hope you guys enjoy regardless!
:3 these cuties
more christmas stuff!
EDIT: missed the top bit on zes shirt FUCK
Chilled:When do I tell my boyfriend that I am gay?
Ritz: Ze already knows, don't worry about it.
well then
THESE FUCKING DORKS
The bromance playing Tabz
Ze: *Finds another player*
Ze: *Is friendly and teams with them*
Chilled: *Finds another player*
Chilled: *Freaks out when they try to talk to him*
5 seconds later
Chilled: *Gasps* Uh ze I think I accidently shot this guy in the head
Ze: ....
Ze: Why are you like this
Happy birthday @zeroyalviking! <3
young viking love ❤️
BAHA IS THAT THE ONE FROM HIS SHOP
Chilled: *makes kissing sounds to Ze*
Chilled: Oh, I got you by the butt!
Ze: *screams in fear*
Nanners: No,I gotta get Ze pregnant!
Chilled,sadly: That's my job...
“On February 14th of next year, I request all of you to ask Chilled for unrealistic love advice in a panic, and address him as ‘Big C’.”
Ze: *phone rings*
GaLm: *reads name*
GaLm: You still call your dad "Daddy"?
Ze: *Looks straight into GaLm's eyes*
Ze: Hey Chilled
GaLm: *chokes*
Another Chilled? Why yes.
DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
Tom: Oh my god, Chilled
Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
Smarty: I can not hear you, hold on one sec
Aphex: *cry-laughing*
Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
Chilled: You there though?
Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
Smarty: ... What?
Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
Aphex: *wheezing*
Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
Smarty: ... I just checked Twitter?
Chilled: ... Well, maybe they're livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
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