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My first thought reading that was "Plan B!" so I'm obligated to post this
It's Plan B Thursday on this here pregnancy fetish blog. I said it's Dick Don't Run Me Thursday in this bitch. Fuck them anime girls, get on your knees and eat this pussy right in the name of Megan Thee Stallion!!! 🗣🗣🗣 📣📣📣
Not wanting to outright tell them you want a baby so you just stop your birth control and whatever happens happens, and you get to wait and see and then have time to process it yourself on your own terms before bringing it up...
i love the idea of laying in bed with somebody knowing i have their baby inside me but not telling them. keeping it my fun little secret. i'll tell them eventually, i think... but right now the thought of having such a big secret and acting like everything is normal as we lay next to each other watching a movie reeeally turns me on.
weeks go by, then a month, then two... i still havent told them. now i'm just playing a game to see how long it takes them to notice. i start wearing baggier clothes, fucking in the dark, politely declining offers to smoke and drink. claiming i'm just on a t-break.
five months pass by before they walk in on me struggling to fit into my jeans. they ask cautiously if i'm pregnant. i'd just look down, shrug, and say "huh... i guess so." like i'm also none the wiser.
I have a contrary nature so I keep thinking about guys in chastity cages saying shit like "First thing I'm doing once I'm out of this is fucking your mouth"
When he's bouncing on it and then his water breaks >>>>>
GOOD shit
Being locked won't stop you from getting fucked 😤
He/they. formerly Pup Feng. Im an enby punk and a puppy.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 28
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda)
Dr. Delbert Doppler (Treasure Planet)
PROPAGANDA:
[Ganondorf]
"He's always desiring the triforce of power to take over hyrule and I think it's because he has no one to love in his life. I'm doing him a favour."
[Dr. Doppler]
"Hi, yes, it's me from last year. The lore of Doppler "canonically" being pregnant was largely my fault and so will be the cross I die on until the end of time. Getting him pregnant will make it real. Do what Disney couldn't even dream of doing. I have a dream and it is getting this man pregnant.
As for the actual propaganda. He is a genuine kind and caring family man who went through it in Treasure Planet. He grew as a person. Defended those he loved despite fears and doubts. Even in the beginning, it was there though. He didn't know how to really talk to Jim as a Troubled Youth (TM) but he TRIED because he knew Jim needed it. He put ALL his wealth on the line to follow his dream, but took Jim with him because Jim genuinely needed it. He's smart, adorable, but comes through when others need him the most. Unlike a lot of other bumbling dorks, he COMES THROUGH. We need more of that in the world and he would make an excellent father.
Also, in the PC game sequel, he is genuinely a stay-at-home dad while Amelia is out busy doing Admiral stuff. Honestly, based. I love him. You love him. We love him pregnant. I am @megers67 and I approve this message."
Doppler propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 24
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)
Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog Films)
PROPAGANDA:
[Jesse]
"He’s so good with kids, man!! He’d be an awesome dad! And maybe if he’s pregnant, he’ll get a 9 month break from the bs everyone around him is putting him through 24/7. He deserves this."
Jesse propaganda from last season
[Stone]
"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."
Stone propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 16
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit)
Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)
PROPAGANDA:
[Bilbo]
"Already a parent to Frodo; I think giving him a baby would help prevent a lot of the stuff that happens in LotR actually."
Bilbo propaganda from last season
[Gandalf]
"Gotta put those big naturals to use somehow."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 57
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Poe Dameron (Star Wars)
Shrek (Shrek)
PROPAGANDA:
[Poe]
"He wants and deserves to feel safe, secure, and surrounded by a wholesome family in a time of peace, and having Finn's baby would give him that."
[Shrek]
"We don't know how ogre biology works, you can't prove he wasn't the one to have the kids.* Also it gives him something to complain about."
*Mod correction: The third film was quite explicitly about Shrek coming to terms with Fiona's pregnancy and his impending fatherhood, but I respect where your head is at. He can carry the next set.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 1
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus)
Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)
PROPAGANDA:
[Victor]
"If he wanted to create life so bad then he should've bit the bullet and done it the way God intended. Also getting laid might've fixed some of the shit that was wrong with him.
If Mary Shelley was aware of mpreg, I think she'd agree with me.
Make the pregnancy symbolism literal."
"He's already created one son, now he can birth one from his own body and be just as shitty a parent to it."
"I mean, he's basically canonically a dead beat dad to the Creature already. It makes sense that he'd carry them in some versions of the story. Plus he'd have more good reasons to take care of himself this way."
"Victor's already a dad and he's horrible at it. Make him try again. Get him pregnant so he actually earns the postpartum he has. He would totally hate it and see it as an affront to God, but he's already familiar with affronts to God. Also I want to be the one to knock him up, but that's besides the point."
[Stan]
"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."
"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."
"Gotta get both twins knocked up."
"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."
"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."
"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"
Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 7
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
PROPAGANDA:
[Leon]
"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."
"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."
"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."
"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."
Leon propaganda from last season
[Dean]
"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."
"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."
"He’d be hotter and that's enough."
"THE OG OMEGA!"
"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."
"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."
Dean propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 13
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Frodo Baggins (The Lord of the Rings)
Hua Cheng (Heaven Official’s Blessing)
PROPAGANDA:
[Frodo]
"Give him something else heavy and precious to carry."
[Hua Cheng]
"He would do anything for his gege… ANYTHING!"
"Would feel absolutely honored to carry Xie Lian's offspring. Also would prefer to take the burden unto himself rather than have Xie Lian go through the pain of childbirth. P.S. Childbearing pills that cause male pregnancy canonically exist in this universe, so it is entirely feasible that they could conceive a child if they wanted."
Hua Cheng propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 31
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview With the Vampire)
Dr. Henry Jekyll (Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde)
PROPAGANDA:
[Louis]
"hes so cutes. :3 licherally the most sopping wet beautiful man ever…. also to show that i’m a better top than l*stat."
[Dr. Jekyll]
"Flamboyant and arrogant, he would make an absolute dogshit father but I need to see his absolutely queen pregnancy era and the immediate drop after giving birth to him having no fucking clue how to take care of a kid to the eventual overprotective sassy father."
Didn't wake up with a boyfriend against my back kissing my neck and cradling my pregnant belly 🥲
i'm so sleepy but i keep thinking about subby tboy puppies and i just.....
also if you havent jerked off your tdick with a fleshlight, youre missing out ... and in the video of this im lowkey moaning like crazy haha the thought of bitch boy mutts gets me so feral
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