Zesty Aardvarks

Artist, gamer, Youtube watcher, model builder, foodstuffs handler, part-time eldritch horror, "sauce" connoisseur. 28/M/Stack of aardvarks in a trenchcoat passing as human. Profile image by @madge-de-mayhem

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[datasoong47]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[anxietyproblem]

[quinnception]

[important-cat-pics]

[dark-fri3ren]

[zestyaardvarks]

TOM!

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[bruzum]

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[gooseworx]

More freaks for the freak pile.

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[trayzen-the-infinite]

The thing about Angels is that they’re Shape Shifters the archangels only ever appear in human form. The Ophanim (the wheel angels people like to point at) tend to take the form of the elderly if they take human form at all. Lucifer turns into a multi headed dragon, living fire, a snake and in human form take the form of very attractive men. God has taken human form before and his true form is so incompatible with our reality that no one can look at his face without turning into salt, going permanently blind or just straight up dying. He saved Job and his family from some kidnappers by flashing his face at them and blinding them.

When Lucifer challenged God before he went full Rebellion the guy stood before Gods Sapphire Throne (his throne is made of sapphire not gold) Lucifer monologues at him saying how bowing before mankind is an insult, Angels are better than humanity and that Lucifer is better than God because Lucifer “knows better” than God. To which God listens to that whole monologue and basically says “well if you think you’re better than me in every way then stop shielding your eyes with your wings and look at me” Lucifer left feeling humiliated because he knew he couldn’t look at God’s face.

[markatoto]

guys i just found this gif and its sooooo funny

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now