A Chaos Gay

Zeta, aka Jane, Louisiana, They/Them, Critical Role hell, Trekkie, Gay and suffering      Commissions: [Open] Follow my bracelet making account: zeta-makes-things

[heartsoftruth]

[quilliums]

Can I just say in retrospect that we all thought we were watching notre dame die, and their reaction was to sing it to sleep

[frikiskrew]

[mastergir]

this made me want to try this

[dixiechad]

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

Ye Olde Vibe Check

[industrialdyke]

one of my irl friends is actually into this and he almost lost a tooth and got his incisors chipped because he forgot to put on teeth protectors once also he had to sew the armor himself

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

reminds me of this commission i once did

[demilypyro]

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

[silver-tongues-blog]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[wanderer-chronicles]

This just kept on getting better.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Me: rolling around in my wheelchair inside a store taking a bunch of photos

Customer: “Can I ask what you’re taking pictures of?”

Me: “I’m documenting my ADA violations case.”

Customer: “What violations?”

Me: Points out five violations I can see from where we are. Explains how to see patterns of ADA violations.

Customer: (in a hostile tone) “Well it can’t be *that* bad. I mean, *you* got in here.”

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Me: yelling at someone for illegally parking their motorcycle in the access aisle for disabled parking

Complete stranger: comes up to me, gets right in my face and starts yelling at me for being mean to the motorcyclist

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

If you see a member of a minority class fighting a violation of their civil rights and you decide to throw yourself, uninvited, into the disagreement on the side of the person violating their civil rights, you are officially one of life’s villains and I hope you fall off a cliff.

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

[imdemetrialynn]

Bless you

[faggybutch161]

ok but .exe isn’t always a virus. It’s short for executable, so a lot of programs end in exe. It’s only a virus when it tries to trick you into thinking it’s not a program

[meladoodle]

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

[yekkes]

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

[thyrell]

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[distinguishedkingdomwolf]

Enemies to lovers speed run

[in-love-with-writing002]

And there was only one bed

[marvagon]

*gasps* there was only one bed

[elishaalexzander]

http://www.genderflux.com

[sirenscorpio-deactivated2015112]

This campaign is so badass. I want the black “non-binary” shirt 😉

[hexingkyriachy-deactivated20200]

This is so cool!

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

Thaxted: #a nonbinary campaign that doesn’t centre exclusively skinny white AFAB masc people

seriously tho <3

[queeranarchism]

Also: a non-binary campaign where not everyone is performing ‘you can’t tell what my gender is’ for the cis audience! Yes yes yes! Honestly, so many non-binary campaigns focus on the ‘looking in the middle’ as if it is a new form of non-binary passing, when in fact, non-binary people can look hella fucking femme or hella fucking masc whenever they feel like it. 

[blvkvholic]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ladyshinga]

the US propaganda machine hides all evidence that other countries help us, while whining all the time about how America “saves” everyone else and gets “nothing” in return. They hide it to be the poor put-upon world hero. We’re not. We’re just assholes with a god complex

[7at1stroke]

[gilderoy]

[crypticbeliever123]

Okay but even when wet concrete is fairly dense and frogs are very light so there is no good reason for that hole to be as deep as it is. Even if it had been dropped from a great height by a bird of prey it wouldn’t have created a deep crater in the exact shape of its body. If a sadist had planted the frog there and stepped on it, the frog would’ve been flattened by virtue of being squishy or the person’s foot would’ve left a print too. The only explanations I can think of for that hole to be that deep is if someone got a little mold of a frog and pressed it in or got tools and carved the image of a frog in there.

[neko-mancy]

so this. is deliberate. someone wanted a small frog shaped hole in the concrete

[jaredwormsboyslizardsquad]

so it was a miracle

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[viostormcaller]

ITS BACK

[startrekstalker]

Uhura never had another name during the series. One of the fan writers wrote “Upenda” - which means “peace” in Swahili, I understand — not officially, but in some of their fan writings. And it sort of took hold. But when they were going to do the official history of Star Trek in a published book, the writer called Gene and asked him was “Uhura” her first name or her last name? Gene said, “Well, Nichelle and I never decided.” We always leaned towards it being her last name because it’s taken from the Swahili “uhuru” which means freedom. So it would sort of be like the same as “Freeman.” So he said, “You can make it her last name.” The writer said, “What about her first name? I’ve come up with one in Swahili. It’s Nyota.” Gene said, “I can’t give you that permission because Nichelle and I named her together, and she has rights to that, so you’ll have to call her and get her permission.” So he gave him my number, and he called me and I laughed and was delighted. He said, “I have a name and it’s Nyota.” I said, “That’s quite beautiful. What does it mean?” He said, “It means ‘star’.” I said, “You can have my permission!” So I have since said that her name is Nyota Upenda Uhura, which would mean a free-floating star: “star of freedom and peace”. I like that.—NICHELLE NICHOLS

[brofisting]

Queen. Of. Everything.

[marlinspirkhall]

My heart is full from reading this.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]