Beardy Carrot

The life and times of a man who thinks he's a carrot

[suigintou]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the English ONLY use alfabeto latino

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-nyanguard-party]

mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[mevil]

[official-keyes]

Got his ass honestly

[theprimememeister]

The Alien

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[beardycarrot]

Okay but

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[mastomysowner]

Now you know who has the saddest backstory in Chainsaw Man.

[insomniac-arrest]

jump scare for the American readers

[woman-becomer]

I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me

[queenofnots]

#median american voter

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[sandmandaddy69]

[beardycarrot]

*dishwasher

[beardycarrot]

Today, I:

Ate a bison burger and three different, completely unrelated kinds of soft pretzels

Watched a sad clown repeatedly force a man to eat cupcakes while singing Under Pressure directly in his face

Made Weird Al Yankovic a balloon animal (he requested a pink poodle)

...This isn't two truths and a lie, I just had an interesting day

[classycookiexo]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[iconuk01]

Banksy has confirmed that a new statue erected in London is his work and I think it might be one of my favourite pieces by him.

Called "Blinded by the Flag" it... actually, you don't need me to explain it, it's art, you'll get it and interpret it yourself.

It's in Waterloo Place, Central London, if you're nearby.

[matrixdragon]

The first photo had me nodding, and then the full shot nearly killed me laughing. Perfection!