Beardy Carrot

The life and times of a man who thinks he's a carrot

[takereveng3]

The Spanish national team refuse to let Donald Trump in the center of their World Cup celebration. He is escorted to the side.

The official photo as Rodri of the Spanish NT lifts the trophy.

[toaarcan]

They fully edited him out lmao.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[dogpuppy]

[seraphica]

Bread-themed Wrapping Paper by graphic designer Ippei Tsujio [via]

[oneheadtoanother]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[exhaustedcatgirl]

Frankly, I think companies presenting basic health and consumer safety information as "boring," "uncool," and "not worth your care" should carry a hefty fine based on the revenue that company generates

[boobachu]

The lameo gay crap we're legally forced to tell you: You may die of diseentary

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[electricregalia]

Croissant for my little croissant <3

[electricregalia]

Gave him too many croissants.

But can you blame me??

[pokemon]

Powered by croissants.

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

[beardycarrot]

[homunculus-argument]

Random old finnish folklore I recall reading: The reason you have to close someone's eyes after they die, or cover their eyes with a cloth if you can't, is because the spirit of the newly passed is still in the body and even though it can't move the eyes anymore, it can still see. You must avoid making eye contact with the dead body, because the soul of the newly dead is scared to go alone, and is looking for someone to come with them. If you lock eyes with the corpse, you will be the next to die.

[audriuska12]

...So is the second corpse still hazardous, then, or are they fine since they have the first one for company?

[homunculus-argument]

I must confess I don't really know about the more exact details of the undead buddy system.

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[seanconneraille]

may your glasses stay clean for an entire day. like to charge, reblog to cast.

[funny-tik-toks]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

[theconcealedweapon]

Also, "stay home if you don't want to be murdered by the government" is not something said by people who value freedom.