[beardedmrbean]

[cognitohazardous]

every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[kosmogrl]

[sigynpenniman]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[unusual]

[loveridden1999]

[knifefightscene]

No more feeling suicidal there are others that deserve to die more ❤️

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

"Comply or die" is a feature of fascism, not a feature of a free society.

What are people not getting?