It’s The Narrative, Your Honor

I love Evgeni Malkin with my whole ass but Sidney Crosby has way more ass to love him with, than me. Becks | 30’s | Bi

[zhenya4sid]

“Malkin picks his pocket” yeah after giving away all of his change…but that’s okay baby I love you anyway

[toffcake]

being a pens fan this season was so filled w love and hope and joy n its insane that we made it this far, let these old men rest up and we'll go again next season 💪💪💪

[zhenya4sid]

Let’s be honest though Flyers aren’t making it past Carolina

[jesterlesbian]

sid and arty :((

[flawlessassholes]

"we're just fighting to stay together. every win is a few more days together. that's the best version of our game."

[zhenya4sid]

Bonus hockey 🫠

[twominutesforembellishment]

Arty waiting for taps.

27.04.2026 [Round 1 Game 5]

[rennarita]

btw idk how i am expected to adult and be responsible when all i can think about is connor "every win is a few more days together" dewar

[talahui]

silovs while michkov kept trying to tuck that puck in when he already had it pinned

[ticklefightgeno]

national broadcasters strongly disapprove of this behavior from the flyers

[zhenya4sid]

HOLDING!?!? WHAT THE FUCK???

[zhenya4sid]

Martone is a hot head. He better not come after my wife (Malkin) #mywife cause he’ll go to town on that kid but then we’ll get a penalty. So let’s not.

[zhenya4sid]

Time to clutch my butthole for the next 3 hours

[punksalmons]

watching their third score

[zhenya4sid]

everyone better be kissing arty on the mouth after the way he saved our ass

[zhenya4sid]

WE WON!!!!

[zhenya4sid]

My butthole is clenched so hard