first of all, they like me so much

jes, 30s, pens. @saysthemagpie on ao3 and 1/3rd of @goodwoodpod

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malkin patiently waited until it was made clear to hextall by signs & portents that his ass was grass if he didn’t give geno a contract

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also find it hilarious that geno’s epic tantrum & sulk is now being described as “patient waiting.” guy who was blowing up the team group chat saying fare thee well my brothers for never again shall we meet in this lifetime. guy who had sully, tanger, and sid on a conference call so they could take turns lavishing him with praise and beggingggg him to stay. guy whose wife had to sit him down and be like zhenya be SO for real you’re going to move to a new city and have to learn a bunch of new guys’ names? at your big age? please

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malkin patiently waited until it was made clear to hextall by signs & portents that his ass was grass if he didn’t give geno a contract

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this line is killing me. it was made clear to hextall. the color of sidney’s aura shifted subtly and the diviners whom the pens employ to read him like a mood ring made it known to hextall that crosby preferred that malkin stay

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for some reason this is really cracking me up. he’s like how can I drive home for you how ancient these men are? I’ll add up their ages to make the number seem even crazier

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oh my godddd giroux not coming home?? that’s so fucking mean of them!!

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https://www.tumblr.com/crosbye-blog/86383651945

Sorry one more SidGeno thing! Look at them!!

1) never apologize for sending me sidgeno content it’s what I most wish to receive 2) I used to have a sidgeno tag that was like ‘what are we gonna do tonight brain? / the same thing we do every night pinky… try to take over the world’ and I would nominate this post for that tag lol

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https://www.tumblr.com/hilema/764213178189135872/if-we-were-tectonic-plates-would-you-grind-against

Things Sid has said to Geno while high off his ass on pain meds

geno absently watching tv and not really listening: ok sid

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omg mack’s influencer girlie is engaged. what the fuck did he do to her

macklin celebrini is no longer of general interest to this blog, but i’m making an exception because this is so fucking funny. those eleven minutes of sexual fumbling in joe thornton’s garage were so harrowing that she had to call mack gay at least three times, move to florida to go to real estate school, and ultimately become the child bride to a guy whose job is “tiktok.” is it possible to be generationally talented at being a bad lay

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can’t believe how fast flyers fans used up that momentary flash of goodwill I felt the other day when it came out that giroux was coming back… now they are being sooooo fucking annoying about this offer sheet thing. we get it lol you burned $18 million of your cap space to fuck some other team over you’re soooo cool and hot nobody’s balls have ever been bigger

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sid setting the tone 🥹

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oh do you have any good hockey podcast recs?

I listen to puck soup pretty much every week! and will occasionally dip into the athletic hockey show, steve dangle, what chaos, and locked on pens. but my primary one is definitely puck soup. I have a parasocial relationship with those guys after six years of listening but it’s not like they’re my parasocial friends it’s like they’re my parasocial coworkers who I know really well without being friends outside of work

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I’ve literally never even heard of leo carlsson and he’s going to be making more than mcdavid?

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okay I have to amend this I listen to a lot of hockey podcasts so I have in fact heard of leo carlsson. but never as like a “this guy is so insanely good we should be paying him $18 million a year.” but I guess he’s 21 so maybe they’re counting on him becoming $18 million a year good?

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I’ve literally never even heard of leo carlsson and he’s going to be making more than mcdavid?

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genuinely delighted for flyers fans may all of our beloved old men come home if they can’t ideally remain at home to begin with

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watched the you man interview again today and took -100hp poison damage

it’s devastating!!!!!!!! you, man. in the softest most serious voice. with the most naked devotion written all over his face. do I even need to say it? the name of the person I admire and respect and adore above all others? it’s you, man.

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you want more? / [x]

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unfortunately I have been utterly consumed by a sidnate idea this fine evening