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More Maya!! This time with a not so fun fact! Google it, it's real!! I hate it!
get up spider-woman…
shes in her employed era
put the phone down parker
"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary
Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language
superior spider-egg, or: a bodyjacking can be a fun way to have some Realizations
go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?
The coloration of the hp bar indicates... that baby is already my enemy.
↑ doesn't know the color red has more positive than negative meanings
↑ doesn't know the color red in fallout ui means hostile and will be mauled to death by the christian baby
↑ knows the colour red indicates the children's hospital is my enemy
[Survival 50] I've seen those before. That 'baby' is already an enemy.
[Speech 28/75] Red has a lot of positive connotations. Can't we all walk away from this as friends?
[Medicine 37/100] Wait, doesn't this mean the entire hospital has already turned against me?
Pre-transition:
Flash: Hey what’s up Penis Parker!
Post-transition:
Flash: Hey what’s up Pussy Parker!
Petra: What?
Flash: I’m a bully, not an asshole. Pussy Parker.
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There's been a Spider-Man trend going around on Twitter so I decided to partake
It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again
and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.
Do not relinquish the power of calling things what they are.
me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice
maid 1: poison her
maid 2: yea poison her
maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want
me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her
maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps
maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister
maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work
maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve
maid 2: MARY
maid 1: cmon mary
maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does
me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once
maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more
maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up
maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin
maid 1: how recent is the spill
maid 5: a few days old
maid 2: you're fucked
monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.
monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.
monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck
#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue
hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?
Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.
